How many of your posts would you show your Mum?

Oddity · Post by **Oddity** » 2003-04-28 10:03am

Guess I could show her all of them - except the one about the Jar Jar Brinks \ Kirk \ Thrawn threesome.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-04-28 10:08am

First off, my mother hates computers so I wouldn't have much of a problem. Secondly, she's not interested in anything that's posted here. Thirdly, I wouldn't show her anything. Hell, I won't show my husband over half of what I post.

Rathark · Post by **Rathark** » 2003-04-28 10:08am

I may show her a few per cent (ie. less than 20, perhaps including a few movie-themed surveys, etc). The problem is, if your post count is as high as 10,000 (like IG-88), then even 1% still means 100 posts.

Furthermore, if she clicks onto your profile, and then clicks onto "read all posts by ________", she will have reverse chronologically ordered access to everything you have ever written here.

I sincerely hope that none of you have a post along the lines of "HEY GUYS!!! I REALLY LIKE PUSSYCAT WOMEN!!! PUSSYCAT WOMEN WITH BIG FURRY HOOTERS AND LONG TAILS!!!!! GRRRRRROOWWWWRRRRR!!!!"

Not that I would write anything like that. Oh no.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-04-28 10:37am

Put simply, MY MOTHER CAN BITE MY ASS. I am an adult, and I don't need to show her anything. (ANd half of it or more her eyes would bug out.. not to mention that's 9000 posts to go through...)

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-04-28 10:41am

My mother would be bored to tears by my stuff in SLAM, Politics, and the sci-fi forums and horrified by a good deal of my posts in Off Topic, and on top of that I'd be afraid that she'd be regularaly logging into SDnet to see what I was saying after that. She sees nothing.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-04-28 11:36am

None of it. You could never be too careful - after all, Wong might come up with one of his usual commentaries about anal sex in response to a half-assed hit-and-miss joke....

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-04-28 05:05pm

Meh, she could see anything she wanted; I don't care. She'd probably applaud anything I've had to say, even the sexy stuff. *shrugs* It's whatev.

I've always wanted to go to Antarctica, though... Can I pick that one even though it doesn't match my answer?

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-04-28 05:08pm

Rathark wrote:
Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:WHat the fuck is this "mum"?
"Mum" is to "Mom" what the metric system is to imperial measurements

Inferior?

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-04-28 05:09pm

Alex Moon wrote:
Rathark wrote:"Mum" is to "Mom" what the metric system is to imperial measurements
Inferior?

LOL, hardly.

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-04-28 05:09pm

There's nothing here that I'm afraid of my mom seeing.

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-04-28 05:29pm

None. I like my privacy.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-28 05:33pm

Anything in the SWvsST, PSW, PST, and OSF is fine. But my OT shenanigans would probably disturb her. So, most of posts would be excessible.

PS. Hey! I made it into Zaia's sig! I knew my comic genious couldn't be ignored forever.

I am honored Zaia...

*does Gnomish Happy Dance*

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-04-28 05:43pm

my mom is over 18. she can read everything she likes to. from the slam forum to the BotM forum. she´d probably be bored to death in the science fiction fori but i don´t have any posts there anyway. the porn and weird sex related posts she´d probably comment with a whole bunch of

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-04-28 07:50pm

Only the posts that:

-Are free of obscenities
-Do not involve sex, pornography, or any of that stuff
-She would understand. None of those posts that involve something that she'd ask questions to me about

With those requirements in mind, I'd say a few hundred of my posts would be suitable for her to view.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-04-28 08:03pm

It doesn't matter since she can't read English well.

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-04-28 08:15pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Only the posts that:

-Are free of obscenities
-Do not involve sex, pornography, or any of that stuff
-She would understand. None of those posts that involve something that she'd ask questions to me about

With those requirements in mind, I'd say a few hundred of my posts would be suitable for her to view.

Hehe, you pervert

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-04-28 08:31pm

Perhaps some versus debates, or some SW stuff, or the gaming forum.

Absolutely nothing else. Most of the off-topic stuff would make her mind boggle, and since she's a pretty devout Christian, she wouldn't take too well to me putting the Good Book down all the time.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-04-28 08:37pm

Oh, hell no. I keep this stuff way the fuck away from her, even if it's only so she won't tell dad...

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-04-28 09:16pm

My mother? If she comes in, I switch over to a sci-fi forum.

Ditto for my father. Where he to read half the stuff in Politics, he would take up a mighty lance and skewer half the board.

Zathras · Post by **Zathras** » 2003-04-28 10:12pm

Well, let's see...

(Conservative, over-protective, quasi-fundie mom) + (open-minded closet-atheist) + (SD.Net) = Snowshoes, please!

At least until fall, when it's off to university.

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