Sometimes I really hate women.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-04-28 10:30pm

Today at school, I'm walking to the bathroom, this chick I kinda know(we where in academic decathalon until she asked if the coach had nailed her boyfriend, and eventually left because of it) walks out of the girls restroom, and blocks me from going into the guys restroom. She says something I complete incomprehensible and I can't even begin to guess what she said, so I say "What?" She says "Fine, then you don't..." and then starts talking incomprehensibly again *EDIT: left this off* and walks off. WTF!

Saurencaerthai · Post by **Saurencaerthai** » 2003-04-28 10:39pm

There is only one thing to do in this situation:
Poke her in the forehead then proclaim that baby-Cthulhu loves her!

Zathras · Post by **Zathras** » 2003-04-28 10:49pm

By incomprehenisble, are we talking a few thousand words a minute, no recognizable words, mumbling, random shit, or what?

Just curious, and perhaps that would narrow down the problem.

And yes, pokes usually help.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-04-28 10:54pm

Saurencaerthai wrote:There is only one thing to do in this situation:
Poke her in the forehead then proclaim that baby-Cthulhu loves her!

No no no, poke her in the boobs, or if you don't think you'll get away with that do the Pillsbury Doughboy poke on her (complete with sound effects) and then point and laugh.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-04-28 10:58pm

Sounds to me like she was nervous and asking whether you or a friend of yours liked her or a friend of hers. Sounds like she was waiting to get shot down for asking whatever it was she asked you, so the most likely option is that she was either asking you out or was going to ask you out for a friend.

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-04-28 11:09pm

Damn, it sounds like to me, you just got the short end of the stick ^^;

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-04-28 11:26pm

anarchistbunny wrote:Today at school, I'm walking to the bathroom, this chick I kinda know(we where in academic decathalon until she asked if the coach had nailed her boyfriend, and eventually left because of it) walks out of the girls restroom, and blocks me from going into the guys restroom. She says something I complete incomprehensible and I can't even begin to guess what she said, so I say "What?" She says "Fine, then you don't..." and then starts talking incomprehensibly again *EDIT: left this off* and walks off. WTF!

Isn't that supposed to be your cue to chase after her and ask what she meant?

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-04-28 11:45pm

Im scared of women

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-28 11:46pm

aphexmonster wrote:Im scared of women

They're harmless you ninny! Now go out there and find yourself a nice girlfriend, we'll be here when ya get back.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-04-28 11:46pm

aphexmonster wrote:Im scared of women

And then you find out they're pretty much like you, but softer and much cuddlier.

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-04-28 11:50pm

Whoa dude. Sounds like you just missed a grade A opportunity.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-04-28 11:52pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
aphexmonster wrote:Im scared of women
They're harmless you ninny! Now go out there and find yourself a nice girlfriend, we'll be here when ya get back.

Harmless??!! I think not! Half the girls I know beat me up and hurt me, my GF even gave me a black eye once, and let's not even mention all the emotional trauma they've put me through. They just look harmless enough, but they're actually crazy psychos just waiting to make you into their willing slaves. And the worst part is they keep cuddling you and fooling you into coming back for more abuse, run, before it's too late and you end up like me.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-28 11:53pm

Great, now I'm afraid of women too! AHHHHH! *runs, runs while he still can*

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-04-28 11:54pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
aphexmonster wrote:Im scared of women
They're harmless you ninny! Now go out there and find yourself a nice girlfriend, we'll be here when ya get back.

My aorta has received too much cell damage for me to belive that.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-28 11:55pm

aphexmonster wrote:My aorta has received too much cell damage for me to belive that.

Well I seem to mmet nice girls anyways.

Then again, thats may be because I'm a suave ladies man. Ohhhh yeah.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-04-28 11:58pm

You're young, and the sheltered life you lead prevents you from seeing the truth. Of course, I'm hardly in a position to talk, but still...

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-04-29 01:24am

If i had a dollar for every nice girl i knew, i'de be flat fucking broke.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-04-29 01:30am

Nice girls are there if you go looking for them. The problem is that too many guys overlook nice girls in favour of bitches, and then whine to their buddies that they keep finding bitches.

Stampede · Post by **Stampede** » 2003-04-29 01:39am

whoa....back up. there are nice girls out there??!! i find that hard to believe. if anyone runs across one....lemme know.

Stampede · Post by **Stampede** » 2003-04-29 01:41am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
aphexmonster wrote:My aorta has received too much cell damage for me to belive that.
Well I seem to mmet nice girls anyways.

Then again, thats may be because I'm a suave ladies man. Ohhhh yeah.

LoL. maybe i should come hang out with you then.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-04-29 01:45am

Stampede wrote:whoa....back up. there are nice girls out there??!! i find that hard to believe. if anyone runs across one....lemme know.

I did. Now go find your own

Stampede · Post by **Stampede** » 2003-04-29 01:51am

Darth Wong wrote:
Stampede wrote:whoa....back up. there are nice girls out there??!! i find that hard to believe. if anyone runs across one....lemme know.
I did. Now go find your own

everytime i find a girlie that seems nice....she either turns out to a)have a boyfriend. b)be a lesbian. or c)be a complete slut. i mean...WTF!! then theres the whole "you're not my type" thing. that always sucks donkey balls. it doesnt help that im anti social with people till i get to know them. but still...when i do talk, i find one of the above.

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2003-04-29 01:54am

Darth Wong wrote:Nice girls are there if you go looking for them. The problem is that too many guys overlook nice girls in favour of bitches, and then whine to their buddies that they keep finding bitches.

Nice girls are there but they're in hiding.. and guy's go after bitches because it's much easier and cheaper.. lol

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2003-04-29 03:09am

Darth Wong wrote:Nice girls are there if you go looking for them. The problem is that too many guys overlook nice girls in favour of bitches, and then whine to their buddies that they keep finding bitches.

I've always found the nice ones are taken

But then Australian women are not the same as others...

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-04-29 03:13am

Darth Wong wrote:Nice girls are there if you go looking for them. The problem is that too many guys overlook nice girls in favour of bitches, and then whine to their buddies that they keep finding bitches.

I thought bestiality was illegal

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