the ultimate bomb (not serious)

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-09-05 07:50am

The concept is similar to that of a M/AM bomb:
You pack Darth Wong and DarkStar into a bomb and let them react when the bomb is ignited.
What will happen? What would be the yield of such a bomb? Long-term enviromental effects? What do you think?

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-09-05 07:58am

Think of Gridfire. Now imagine Gridfire a firecracker next to this bomb.

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-09-05 09:58am

Lord Wong would probably explode upon contact with Darkstar. Darkstar will be annihillated and Lord Wong will be spread over an area proportional to the square of how stupid Darkstar's arguments are and inversely proportional to how sleepy he is.

In any case, his cells will infect all living matter in the vicinity, causing no harm to intelligent, rational people but causing idiots, bigots and fundamentalists to have massive convulsions due to the sudden growth of a brain.

All in all, humanity is improved.

So nice of you to make this sacrifice, My lord. very noble.

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-09-05 10:03am

But wait! Who will maintain this site afterwards???

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-09-05 10:05am

The acolytes!

The apostles managed to spread Christianity after Jesus died for humanity's sake.

As long as Lord Wong allows us to help, we can spread Stardestroyer.net to the masses when he does the same!

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2002-09-05 10:06am

Cpt_Frank wrote:But wait! Who will maintain this site afterwards???

Small price to pay for the anhiliation of stupid creationists trekkers!

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2002-09-05 10:54am

I'm sure Lord Wong would appreciate us sacrificing him for the good of humankind without consulting him, first.

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-09-05 10:56am

Well yeah I'm pretty sure he would do it anyway but shouldn't we nonetheless ask first?

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-09-05 11:42am

I wonder if Master Wong is a little unnerved that some of us will worship him as a god after his demise.

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-09-05 12:19pm

Naah he wouldn't want that, he's just a man like you and me, though he's the impersonation of the scientific and logical thinking pro wars debator, while DarkStar is the ultimate trekkie idiot. You wouldn't think of DS as the devil either, after his demise?

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2002-09-05 07:15pm

You pack Darth Wong and DarkStar into a bomb and let them react when the bomb is ignited.
What will happen? What would be the yield of such a bomb? Long-term enviromental effects? What do you think?

Can I ride the bomb in slim pickenseque style?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-09-05 08:36pm

You'd need someone like GK or TJ, DorkStar doesn't have stupidity necessary for a 100% effective annihlation.

Admiral Drason · Post by **Admiral Drason** » 2002-09-05 09:49pm

Cpt_Frank wrote:Naah he wouldn't want that, he's just a man like you and me, though he's the impersonation of the scientific and logical thinking pro wars debator, while DarkStar is the ultimate trekkie idiot. You wouldn't think of DS as the devil either, after his demise?

All hail Lord Wong may he bring us to salvation. Wait you mean Lord Wong isnt a God.

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-09-05 11:30pm

The legacy of Stardestroyer.net will live on forever. People 2000 years from now will hail Master Wong as God, and Darkstar as Satan. SolidSnake will be the crazy fuck who hung out on SD.net all day. I'd be a Wongistic Fundamentalist!

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-09-05 11:34pm

Cpt_Frank wrote:The concept is similar to that of a M/AM bomb:
You pack Darth Wong and DarkStar into a bomb and let them react when the bomb is ignited.
What will happen? What would be the yield of such a bomb? Long-term enviromental effects? What do you think?

I think thats my damn idea!!!!!!! You've stolen my logic/anti logic bomb/reactor concept, originally posted on ASVS some time ago and spread around these boards a fair amount.

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-09-06 06:59am

Yep credit for this idea goes to you.

Sry if I offended you.

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-09-06 08:06am

That would be great to have in FF...

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-09-06 08:52am

Cpt_Frank wrote:Yep credit for this idea goes to you. Sry if I offended you.

Just as long as that fact is acknowledged, I don’t mind, much.

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-09-06 09:06am

I couldn't remember who had brought it up.

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