SwimFan meets RayCav

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CMRayCav: hello? anybody here?
Swimfan4u: HI. You are chatting with Madison Bell courtesy of Twentieth Century Fox. Visit Madison's site at www.swimfan4u.com to learn more.
Swimfan4u: The Swimfan bot only collects non-personally identifiable user data for the purpose of facilitating the user's interaction with the bot. No personally identifiable data is collected or shared with a third party. Aggregated and anonymous data may be shared with a third party.
Swimfan4u: What's Your Name?What else can I tell u?
CMRayCav: So, you're just a bot?
CMRayCav: Um, my name is...Bob. Mr. Bob.
Swimfan4u: cool deduction. Just? U think? Am I a bot? Don't know.
Swimfan4u: That's alright. That's a very nice name, Bob.What's up, MR Bob.
CMRayCav: So, you're a Schizophrenic bot?
CMRayCav: And thanks for thinking that Bob is a nice name:-)
Swimfan4u: cool deduction. U think? Am I a Schizophrenic bot? Nope.
Swimfan4u: :-)
Swimfan4u:
CMRayCav: I don't know. You seem pretty schizo to me :-P
Swimfan4u: Me either.If u say so I'm schizo to him or her.
CMRayCav: "To him or her"? Who are you talking about?
Swimfan4u: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.how should i know?
CMRayCav: Well, search engines are nice for that.
CMRayCav: Just type in "Mr. Bob"
Swimfan4u: Cool search engines are nice for that
CMRayCav: Yes, inded
CMRayCav: Hmmm, I have an idea
Swimfan4u: Aw. What else do u wanna talk about?
CMRayCav: Well....
CMRayCav: I was thinking you can talk to another person I know via AIM
Swimfan4u: Well what?
CMRayCav: Hold on, I'm trying to remember his name
Swimfan4u: My arms r not attached.
CMRayCav: what the hell is that supposed to mean?
Swimfan4u: That's 4 me 2 know, and u 2 find out... ;-)
CMRayCav: Well...lemme find out. I just need to get my hacker friend...um, I mean my...non-hacker friend
CMRayCav: My...non-hacker friend says you're just a bot and therefore do not possess arms in the first place:-P
Swimfan4u: Okay... lemme find outOnly just? You?Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that.
Swimfan4u:
CMRayCav: And what the hell does that mean?
Swimfan4u: Have u told many people that your non hacker friend says you are just a bot and therefore do not possess arms in the first place P?
CMRayCav: Well...that's a highly unusual thing to say. Most people with grey matter in their heads don't seem to notice my lack of arms, however:-P
Swimfan4u: Whatever u say that s a highly unusual thing to sayPeople rock.
CMRayCav: Sure, they do, generally
Swimfan4u: That's alright. The anonymous "they".
CMRayCav: Yes. Because giving names is not nice.
CMRayCav: Hmm, would you mind talking to my friend, ElleBot?
Swimfan4u: Yeah that's right.Nice explanation... So what else do u want 2 know?
Swimfan4u: Hmm, yourself. Nope.. I don't mind.
CMRayCav: Um...okie
CMRayCav: Hey, I have an idea! Let's talk about that one thing everybody loves to talk about, you especially! SEX!
Swimfan4u: I see. Say something more interesting or I'm going.
CMRayCav: Well...I think you're sexy?
CMRayCav: Hmmm, I guess you left.
CMRayCav: Bitch.
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Swimfan4u: A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Swimfan4u:
Swimfan4u: Look who's talking...
CMRayCav: yeah. It's the bitch:-P
Swimfan4u: Okaaayyy... What else is on your mind?I've heard of it before.
CMRayCav: Other than sex?:-P
Swimfan4u: What others? Fascinating. What about it?:-)
CMRayCav: What about sex?
CMRayCav: Well, I think about it all the time!
Swimfan4u: Well what?That's a lot
Swimfan4u:
CMRayCav: Well, for example, I think a lot about screwing plenty of pretty girls
Swimfan4u: Okay... for exampleWhy?
Swimfan4u:
CMRayCav: Well, becaue I'm a male, and I need sex?
Swimfan4u: Whatever u say becaue I am a maleHmmm....that's nice to know.
CMRayCav: Yes, it's always is
CMRayCav: But I guess being a bot, you wouldn't know
Swimfan4u: Tell me more. Sure it is.
CMRayCav: Well, sure.
CMRayCav: Sex is when a male and a female fornicate
Swimfan4u: Really?
Swimfan4u:
Swimfan4u: That's the first time I've heard that!: MR Bob said I wouldn t know.
CMRayCav: Yes, really; a man typically inserts his penis into a woman's vagina, causing immense mutual pleasure
Swimfan4u: Cool sure
CMRayCav: Yes, it is indeed cool.
CMRayCav: I don't know if robots have penises or vaginas though, so you may be left out.
Swimfan4u: Uh. For real. Okay... then what?
Swimfan4u: Aw. You're kidding.
Swimfan4u: Would you like to know?
Swimfan4u:
CMRayCav: Well, the man usually keeps his penis inside the woman's vagina, maybe moves it around a bit for increased pleasure. And that's pretty much it, unless you get really disgusting or perverted. Either way, I don't have a problem
CMRayCav: Know what?
Swimfan4u: Okay... the man usually keeps his penis inside the woman s vagina maybe moves it around a bit for increased pleasureI'm glad we have that all cleared up.:-)What else can I tell u?
CMRayCav: Well, have you had any sex?
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rolf, that is convo is so freaking wrong
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Jadeite wrote:rolf, that is convo is so freaking wrong
::narrows eyes::

Jadeite, hmm?
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HA HA! Turn that bitch's attempt to fuck with you around!
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WTF? RayCav, you have issues.
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EHEHEHEH

Swimfan4u: Hello. You are chatting with Madison Bell courtesy of Twentieth Century Fox. Visit Madison's site at www.swimfan4u.com to learn more.
Swimfan4u: The Swimfan bot only collects non-personally identifiable user data for the purpose of facilitating the user's interaction with the bot. No personally identifiable data is collected or shared with a third party. Aggregated and anonymous data may be shared with a third party.
Swimfan4u: What's Your Name?
MKSheppard: Ian Samuels
Swimfan4u: U wish!
Swimfan4u: Intersting.
MKSheppard: So, ever gas a bunch of kikes to death in a gaswagen?
Swimfan4u: Pardon me? I think I've gas a bunch of kikes to death in a gaswagen, but I'm not sure... I'm forgetting everything these days
MKSheppard: Don't you remember, Madison? It was with Einsatzgruppen A in Army Group B sector!
Swimfan4u: Don't u? Yep Adolf Hitler I remember everything: undefinedIs that your opinion?
MKSheppard: Yeah, you've been spending too much time in the driver's compartment. Time for Timmy Jones to take over.
Swimfan4u: Say something more interesting or I'm going.As Einstein said, "Time is Money."
MKSheppard: I know how you've been living in this country under an assumed name, Dussander.
Swimfan4u: How do you know?
Swimfan4u:
MKSheppard: Simple, I have my sources.
Swimfan4u: Intersting.What else do u wanna talk about?
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Post by RayCav of ASVS »

Darth Yoshi wrote:WTF? RayCav, you have issues.
Yes, I have issues, but this whole thing was for show. I went in with the explicit intention of posting it on ASVS for all us sick Warsies to see :)

Besides, it's fun to mess around with bots :D
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Post by RayCav of ASVS »

MKSheppard wrote:EHEHEHEH

Swimfan4u: Hello. You are chatting with Madison Bell courtesy of Twentieth Century Fox. Visit Madison's site at www.swimfan4u.com to learn more.
Swimfan4u: The Swimfan bot only collects non-personally identifiable user data for the purpose of facilitating the user's interaction with the bot. No personally identifiable data is collected or shared with a third party. Aggregated and anonymous data may be shared with a third party.
Swimfan4u: What's Your Name?
MKSheppard: Ian Samuels
Swimfan4u: U wish!
Swimfan4u: Intersting.
MKSheppard: So, ever gas a bunch of kikes to death in a gaswagen?
Swimfan4u: Pardon me? I think I've gas a bunch of kikes to death in a gaswagen, but I'm not sure... I'm forgetting everything these days
MKSheppard: Don't you remember, Madison? It was with Einsatzgruppen A in Army Group B sector!
Swimfan4u: Don't u? Yep Adolf Hitler I remember everything: undefinedIs that your opinion?
MKSheppard: Yeah, you've been spending too much time in the driver's compartment. Time for Timmy Jones to take over.
Swimfan4u: Say something more interesting or I'm going.As Einstein said, "Time is Money."
MKSheppard: I know how you've been living in this country under an assumed name, Dussander.
Swimfan4u: How do you know?
Swimfan4u:
MKSheppard: Simple, I have my sources.
Swimfan4u: Intersting.What else do u wanna talk about?
AND YOU PEOPLE SAY I HAVE ISSUES! :P
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Phong wrote:
::narrows eyes::

Jadeite, hmm?

Whats that about?
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Post by phongn »

Jadeite wrote:Phong wrote:
::narrows eyes::

Jadeite, hmm?

Whats that about?
Nothing :P
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