What's God's problem?

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What's God's problem?

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Date: Thu, 8 May 2003 15:54:35 -0400

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing
happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. When
the postal authorities received the letter to God, USA, they thought it must
be pretty important and decided to send it to the President. The President
was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a
$5.00 bill. The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to
a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a
thank-you note to God, which read, Dear God: Thank you very much for
sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it
through Washington, D.C., and those assholes deducted $95.00 in taxes.

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::snicker::
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my sig is totaly lonely now =(
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LOL :lol:

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Post by Sea Skimmer »

:D

God's primary problem is his non-existences
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Quaint. I like it. :lol:
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Heh, slick. :D
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Post by DeadM »

:lol: LOL :lol:

One more problem with God(if he's real): How the hell did He come up with the Platypus? Was He smoking heavenly pot or something?
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Post by Superman »

Where did you get that gigantic smiley?
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Sea Skimmer wrote::D

God's primary problem is his non-existences
Well-said.
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Superman wrote:Where did you get that gigantic smiley?
If you're talking to me: Here.

And that's not a gigantic smiley, this is a gigantic smiley!
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Hehe. And that's a funky smiley.
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Suicidal Lifestyle wrote::lol: LOL :lol:

One more problem with God(if he's real): How the hell did He come up with the Platypus? Was He smoking heavenly pot or something?
Read my sig. It at least proves that God has a sense of humor.
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