This isn't normal

[Shinova]

what about that thing that crawls into your ear and wraps itself around your cerebal cortex and renders you sustable to suggestion. When they grow follows madness and death.

Oh you mean that Wrath of Kahn thing. Nah, it doesn't sound anywhere near as nasty as some of things mentioned here.


*thinks about worms crawling out of his eyes and shivers*

[Raxmei]

what about that thing that crawls into your ear and wraps itself around your cerebal cortex and renders you sustable to suggestion. When they grow follows madness and death.

Ceti eels don't exist in real life.

[Dennis Toy]

damn... you see i was gonna put one in B and B's ear and hope they would be sustable to destroy enterprise and give trek to Bennet and Meyer.

[InnerBrat]

OK, you guys wanna take a moment and thank whatever deity you like that unisex All MacBeal style toilets aren't common.

I was in the Union once, emptying my irritatingly small bladder, and I made the mistake of looking at the toilet seat after I stood up.

The ENTIRE toilet seat was covered in blood. As in ALL OVER, like she'd stood above it and let it all spill out everywhere, and not bothered to clean up afterwards.
I scrubbed til iit hurt that night.

[Frank Hipper]

That's....that's.......innerbrat, I don't have words for what that is!

Be that as it may, I made a fake clotted tampon once. Using food coloring, au jus, an egg white, a microwave oven, and a tampon. Voila! Feminine Hygiene Horror for my co-workers to discover. I still laugh my ass off EVERY time I think of it.....

[HemlockGrey]

Whilst in Japan, I had some pretty bizarre experiences with Japanese toliets...

[Next of Kin]

In some Italian trainstations the shitter is simply a hole in the ground and some people squat and miss!

[Boba Fett]

It's not just in Mexico...the same was in Greece -at the seaside- , in Turkey, in Egypt, in Tunesia etc.

The diameter of the drain is so thight in these areas that the used toilet papers can block waterflow. That's why it's requested to throw it to the waste can.

[Vympel]

My friend's father is a cleaner- he tells her that women's toilets are *much* more disgusting to clean than men's. They do all sorts of disgusting things the blood, the tampons, shitting on the floor, the seat, everywhere except where it's actually meant to go.

[Tropen]

Yay, all this in "cilvilized" countries too

[Rye]

The fish that swims up you is the candira fish.

In the wild they swim into fish gills (i forget which fish)noticable by the ammonia the fish eject from their gills. Once in,they flex out tiny needle sized spines, which cut into the larger fish's blood supply.

Now you know what's in piss? Ammonia! So they think they're swimming into a fishgil, nestle into your urethra and shoot out their spines!

Wonderful little creatures arent they?

[Montcalm]

The fish that swims up you is the candira fish.

In the wild they swim into fish gills (i forget which fish)noticable by the ammonia the fish eject from their gills. Once in,they flex out tiny needle sized spines, which cut into the larger fish's blood supply.

Now you know what's in piss? Ammonia! So they think they're swimming into a fishgil, nestle into your urethra and shoot out their spines!

Wonderful little creatures arent they?

Well i guess i`ll stay in Canada its safer.

[Darth Yoshi]

Ichneumons only attack other insects. But it would be gross if they did that to humans, yes.

There's a fly that does that. She lay her eggs in your nose, and the larva burrows up out of your eyes, blinding you.