SDN just mentioned on Battlefront.com forums...

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-05-15 10:29pm

http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ ... 9;t=008193

Lovely

For a similar dis-mantling of the pathetic Federation:
StarDestroyer.Net

And regarding #8, would it KILL these clueless Federation TNG-men to have a powerplant that DOESN'T explode in the event of power failure??

The term "excessive reactants" skipped their minds....Scotty must be rolling in his grave

(not to mention ass-raping just about every single principle of physics, history, etc etc....)

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-05-15 10:31pm

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-05-15 10:38pm

Good, more useful idiots have been brought into the light of truth and fact.

God Emperor · Post by **God Emperor** » 2003-05-15 10:39pm

But if you scroll down a bit you get

but star trek ships would kill the imperials. picard was laughing when one ship threatened him with lasers

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-05-15 10:41pm

Yeehaw! We is famous! (Fires guns in air)

generator_g1 · Post by **generator_g1** » 2003-05-15 10:53pm

Wilhammer wrote: What the hell is a Klingon?

A phonetic play on mis-placed toilet paper, better know as "Cling ons"?

snicker...

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-05-15 10:57pm

God Emperor wrote:But if you scroll down a bit you get
but star trek ships would kill the imperials. picard was laughing when one ship threatened him with lasers

You know, I must admit; of all the idiotic claims and statements relying on 'The Outrageous Okona', this has got to the dumbest I've seen, or at least the most pathetic and vague; he was probably too busy trying hard not to type in AOL-Speak to bother with clarifying what the hell he was even referring to.

Burak Gazan · Post by **Burak Gazan** » 2003-05-15 11:28pm

You're welcome

I didnt bother disabusing the dolt who is into laser-mode

I figured if he comes here and tries it, there are far greater powers than I to crush his ideals....

(woo hoo! Shep used my quote!

)

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-05-16 12:51am

generator_g1 wrote:
Wilhammer wrote: What the hell is a Klingon?

A phonetic play on mis-placed toilet paper, better know as "Cling ons"?
snicker...

Oh, that's sweet.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-05-16 01:45am

IG-88E wrote:
generator_g1 wrote:
Wilhammer wrote: What the hell is a Klingon?

A phonetic play on mis-placed toilet paper, better know as "Cling ons"?
snicker...
Oh, that's sweet.

Fer the love of...
Has no one here ever heard the joke:

Q; What is Captain Kirk doing?

A; Circling Uranus looking for Klingons.

Get it? Your anus, cling-ons?
It's about as old as I am....

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-05-16 01:59am

Frank Hipper wrote:Fer the love of...
Has no one here ever heard the joke:

Q; What is Captain Kirk doing?

A; Circling Uranus looking for Klingons.

Get it? Your anus, cling-ons?
It's about as old as I am....

Q: How many ears does Kirk have?

A: Three. A left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-05-16 02:20am

Could this lead to a new influx of Flamewarriors/Trolls?

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2003-05-16 03:15am

What did Spock see in the toilet?

The Captain's log.

generator_g1 · Post by **generator_g1** » 2003-05-16 06:13am

Gandalf wrote:Could this lead to a new influx of Flamewarriors/Trolls?

If these jokes show up on www.startrek.com, we'd better prepare ourselves...

Glocksman · Post by **Glocksman** » 2003-05-16 10:05am

Heh.

Some of those replies from the happyfunpundit boards are interesting:

I can't believe no-one's mentioned the single biggest bit of nonsense in ST. They find a new planet, they scan it for life-forms, they pick the biggest concentration of life-forms, beam down, and they ALWAYS find the united government of the entire planet waiting for them there or, at most, a couple of hundred metres away. Would this work on Earth? The largest number of different political movements they ever find on AN ENTIRE PLANET is two: the ones in power and the rebels. But, usually, there aren't even any rebels. And all the political leaders of the entire planet live in one small area of one city. Or even just a small town. I want to see them beam down and discover that there are at least three hundred different governments that they're going to have to deal with before they can get any sort of consensus and that the negotiations are likely to take at least sixty years. I'd also like to see someone scan the planet and say, "Captain, I'm picking up more than two thousand major population centres. Which one do you want to beam down to?"

Of course the Prime Directive is their way out of this one.
Using Rodenberrian logic, any civilization advanced enough for warp spaceflight will be united.

I read an interview with Troi one time, she was in a scene with Picard and said, "He's hiding something Captain." Patrick Steward yelled back
"Of course he's hiding something you stupid cow!"
She yelled back, "I don't write this crap. I just say it, don't yell at me you ass."

I would love to watch that scene on a bloopers reel.

You forgot one of Geordi's favourite solutions to engineering problems - "ejecting the warp core". Seems to me that if you are 500 light-years from home with nothing left but a box of AA Duracells and the Starfleet equivalent of a 2.5 horsepower outboard, ejecting the warp core would be the third-last thing you would consider, just above "abandoning ship" and "self-destruct".

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