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Just that
Should be back sometime the day after tommrow, Have a nice fun confrense to attend to then random drug screening at work :P

all in all a nice week

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Stand by Spamming control!

Must close gap with Bean, must close gap…
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Bean, while you are gone I shall post 3000 times and take your title. :P
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Fools you can never touch me! :D

Boy my avarage PPD is going down though

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Yeah, my total post count is finally bigger than Bean's PPD, phew!
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aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me. :)
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Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either. :P
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Embarshing eh?

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Oh and now I walk out the door by

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QUICK! While he's out, lock the door!

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And burn his internet access provider down!
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Fool! I AM my ISP!

Acutaly funny story to all of you, remeber when I metioned eariler I drive an 1986 Dodge Aries(No says all)
Well anyway here I am two hours ago an hour into my trip when before you could yell road trip the front of my engine devoples a massive thermal increase resulting in a decrease of relative vision and the cesation of car like actives from my car

So the nice mecanie told me that some of the seals on the car let go around the oil system, it went driped on the engine promplty burst into flames but I managed to cut the engine before it burned out due to lack of oil

So I have to get a fresh oil change and replace a few hoses meaning all your nefarious plans will have to wait until Wendsay when I actualy leave... agian :D

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Damn

*Puts safety pin back in automated posting program*
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Close the Door.
And hope they don't have spammers :D
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Ok, Stormtroopers we'll have too wait till Wednesday too destroy Bean's Internet Access and maybe his home too if we're feeling evil. Muwhahaha :twisted:
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If by House you mean my secreat underground Bunker of Evil(TM)?
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What are they going to do knock?
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:twisted:

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Mr Bean wrote:If by House you mean my secreat underground Bunker of Evil(TM)?
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What are they going to do knock?
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:twisted:
Nope, just slag the fringing thing then knock. :D :twisted:
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If you remeber thats just ONE of my Many secret bases :P

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Mr Bean wrote:If you remeber thats just ONE of my Many secret bases :P
Ah, yes tell them too me or Earth is gone. :P
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Mr Bean wrote:If you remeber thats just ONE of my Many secret bases :P
Your puny white and red error box is no match for the AGM-137, when retrofitted with a B-61mod11 earth penetrating nuclear warhead.


Judging by your URL's, there not a match of 4500-pound WW2 rocket assisted AP bombs or 12,000 tailboys either. Better watch out for those Lancaster's, just ignore those F-16 Block 60's and the A-12's.
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Errors on your side the pics are posting fine here :P

Meanwhile if acutaly threated I'll just unlease the powers of Irony on my foes


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Nameless Officer: Commence primary ignition!
*Whirling and beeping sounds untill
*Cough sputter, CLUNK
Tarkin: What was that?
Officer:I think they flooded it sir
Tarkin:Dam thier hides I told them not to give it to much gas!

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I think this is one of Bean's other secret lairs.

http://www.nuclearwinter.com/titan/

http://www.pimaair.org/titan_01.htm


It looks to be cleverly disguised as a museum.


I am suprised that Trek was allowed to film there though.

It probably has something to do with Irony? :?
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Mr Bean wrote:Errors on your side the pics are posting fine here :P

Meanwhile if acutaly threated I'll just unlease the powers of Irony on my foes


Tarkin: Fire the Superlaser!
Nameless Officer: Commence primary ignition!
*Whirling and beeping sounds untill
*Cough sputter, CLUNK
Tarkin: What was that?
Officer:I think they flooded it sir
Tarkin:Dam thier hides I told them not to give it to much gas!
Yes, the pictures function, now, and neither is a match for my tangible weaponry. Your powers are worthless in my domain of the real world, return when you have sufficently mastered the real tools of war to do battle with me.
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Post by Mr Bean »

HA! So you wish a Real World Battle? Well then President Bush happens to owe me quite a few favors as do some of the Chinese and thanks to shep I know all the crazy milita Guys, So thats you vs American/China/Crazy people

You pick the battlefield I'll bring the W-80s :twisted:

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