Man Dies Singing Karaoke

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Man Dies Singing Karaoke

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At least he died with a song on his lips.
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Guess one could say that he "Karaoked"

Sorry, couldn't resist.
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:shock:

geez, we really are a twisted lot :D
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I told you, I told you karaoke was the spawn of Satan! But did anybody listen? No sir you’all went on and kept doing it.
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I guess they will have warnings on these thing now"Warning using this may spark an electrifying performance"
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What a way to go...die singing.
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It took them THIS long to figure out that karaoke is deadly? At least he was killed before he could take out the entire house with him. :wink:
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

"Karaeoke: Is it really that harmless?"

"Facts: The anti-karaeoke"

This might be the first karaeoke-related death not attributed to a listener killing themself, you know.
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Post by Superman »

I wonder if he died singing "I will survive" or "Don't fear the Reaper."
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BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:Guess one could say that he "Karaoked"

Sorry, couldn't resist.
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What shocking news!
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seoular wrote:What shocking news!
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Post by SyntaxVorlon »

What an awful way to die?
Causing both grief at your death, and relief that you're not singing anymore.

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And death's the final word
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Post by Gandalf »

Was he singing Knockin' on Heavens Door?

Karaoke is the work of the devil, have you ever even heard it?
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Post by JodoForce »

I thought I was going to read something about a guy dying in a marathon karaoke session :D

That would be me someday :shock:
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JodoForce wrote:I thought I was going to read something about a guy dying in a marathon karaoke session :D

That would be me someday :shock:
With your avatar you look like the kind of guy who would be into karaoke.
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I do? :shock: How? :P

Then again, HK is apparently one of the most addicted places on karaoke, so whaddya know :P
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Post by Gandalf »

JodoForce wrote:I do? :shock: How? :P

Then again, HK is apparently one of the most addicted places on karaoke, so whaddya know :P
You look kinda crazy, crazy= karaoke in my book.
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