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Reasons to take words out of context

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I just recently looked up the word " ejaculate " in an 1800's dictionary .... ( dont ask me why.) ... Well, i found out it means " Spoken word aloud. " Oh boy, a reason to use the word " ejaculate " HELLA .... ^_~




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...you didn't know?

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Before my mind was the filthy, naughty little cesspool it is now, I used to use the word 'ejacualate' in that context. Now I can't, because I can't help but get an evil smile on my face when I say it....

When teaching high schoolers, one has to be VERY careful of one's vocab. :D
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Zaia wrote:Before my mind was the filthy, naughty little cesspool it is now, I used to use the word 'ejacualate' in that context. Now I can't, because I can't help but get an evil smile on my face when I say it....

When teaching high schoolers, one has to be VERY careful of one's vocab. :D
What? :angelic:

JUST because I have a sicker and dirtier mind than 95% of the people I know doesn't mean I take things out of context. REALLY!

Being raised from birth to the age of 10 by teenage siblings can do that to a person.
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Re: Reasons to take words out of context

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aphexmonster wrote:I just recently looked up the word " ejaculate " in an 1800's dictionary .... ( dont ask me why.) ... Well, i found out it means " Spoken word aloud. " Oh boy, a reason to use the word " ejaculate " HELLA .... ^_~




" DID YA HEAR THAT!?!?!?!?! " Monster ejaculated.
So does it mean when you masturbate you speak something loud. :wink: :lol:
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It's more than just speaking something aloud. Maybe it didn't mean that back in the 1800's, but now an ejaculation is blurting a word out suddenly. When you yell, "Shit!" or "FUCK that hurt!" when you stub your toe--that's an ejaculation.
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*yawns* Anyone who's read Doyle could probably figure that out on their own.
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I'd already known that ejaculation also meant about the whole yellign thing. But there are lots of terms that have many meanings. For instance, Faggot: A bundle of sticks.
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Tom Swiftie: "I just creamed myself!", Peter ejaculated.

"Ejaculate" is used a lot in the novel Huchback of Notre Dame too.
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Exonerate wrote:...you didn't know?

You look like an Enforcer Talen clone with that smilie.
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oh, and in older sci fi books, that word is used all the time.
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I like using that almost as much as I like using the word "masticate" to describe chewing.

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I have a friend who uses gay in the happy context. :lol:
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Gandalf wrote:I have a friend who uses gay in the happy context. :lol:
I'm feeling gay today. I ejaculated it for all to hear.

You can't say stuff like that nowadays and have everyone look at you like you're messed up.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Gandalf wrote:I have a friend who uses gay in the happy context. :lol:
I'm feeling gay today. I ejaculated it for all to hear.

You can't say stuff like that nowadays and have everyone look at you like you're messed up.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I'm feeling gay today. I ejaculated it for all to hear.

ROTF Awesome. :lol:
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I knew of the context for the word. But geez, SD.net denizens can really take it far... :lol:
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:I knew of the context for the word. But geez, SD.net denizens can really take it far... :lol:
Of course. The funny part is, is that this thread has been realtively tame for the thread's starting post...

Now if you excuse me, I'm off to get a faggot, because I'm all gay and stuff.
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Zaia wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I'm feeling gay today. I ejaculated it for all to hear.

ROTF Awesome. :lol:

BTW, Smi: *points to sig*
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Zaia wrote:
Zaia wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I'm feeling gay today. I ejaculated it for all to hear.

ROTF Awesome. :lol:

BTW, Smi: *points to sig*
:oops: Why, thanks.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Gandalf wrote:I have a friend who uses gay in the happy context. :lol:
I'm feeling gay today. I ejaculated it for all to hear.

You can't say stuff like that nowadays and have everyone look at you like you're messed up.
Really? The people I tend to hang out with laugh if I ever say something like that. But if I want odd looks I'll usually talk about fun things like ways to kill people... :twisted:

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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Zaia wrote:BTW, Smi: *points to sig*
:oops: Why, thanks.

When I read that, I pictured it being said in a very proper sort of way, which only made me laugh harder. Too funny!! Thanks for that. :wink: :D
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And I quote from an old episode of Conan O'Brien:
In the year 2000
Enraged ciggarettes will march on Parliment, demanding that people stop calling them 'fags'. They will be renamed 'butt pirates'.
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Captain_Cyran wrote:For instance, Faggot: A bundle of sticks.
now means gay cause they used to use us queers as firewood for witchburnings :cry:
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