You'll Never Look At The Ocean The Same Way

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-05-21 01:55pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Darth Fanboy wrote: Barnacles have a penis 20x larger than their body, giving them the largest penis porportionally
I wish I was a barnacle...

And, marine flatworms having sex is pretty bad too. It's more a sword fight using their penises as swords, and the "loser" has to carry the offspring.

Why does "Spaceballs" come to mind?

"I see your shwartz is as big as mine!"

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-05-21 02:06pm

I knew of a public swimming pool that housed animals from Marine world from time to time. ( for washing and shit ) ... whales cant masturbait can they ?

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-05-21 02:58pm

Gandalf wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:But, the ocean is vast, and 360 gallons (Or perhaps 360 million gallons) of whale spunk in the ocean would probably be as bad as a trace amount of semen in a pool.

Still, it is quite disturbing. And I'm quite amazed at the whale's ejaculation: 400 gallons, compared to the measly few milliliters a human ejaculates. if some guy had an ejaculation that big, he'd probably drown masturbating.
Or if he was having sex he'd probably make the woman explode.

If the guy was big enough to hold 400 gallons she'd be likely to avoid being crushed.