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Post by Gandalf »

Well my curiosity was piqed, and I shall apply on the 19/9 this year.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"

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Larz wrote:The Brotherhood of the Monkey is not a place of porn or lunacy, but a grassroot organization started by some of us rabidly enviromentalist people on this board who decided to champaign for equal rights between monkeys and men, especially lab monkeys. We also promote victorian manners and the abolishment of pornographic institutes such as playboy that corrupt poor girls and boys into doing sin for money. We are also moving to become the head of religous zelor within SD.net....
Yes, yes. And we are closely allied with our sister organization, the Coallition for the Liberation of Itinerate Tree-dwellers, or C.L.I.T.
And you may ask yourself, 'Where does that highway go to?'

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Post by Gandalf »

Robert Treder wrote:
Larz wrote:The Brotherhood of the Monkey is not a place of porn or lunacy, but a grassroot organization started by some of us rabidly enviromentalist people on this board who decided to champaign for equal rights between monkeys and men, especially lab monkeys. We also promote victorian manners and the abolishment of pornographic institutes such as playboy that corrupt poor girls and boys into doing sin for money. We are also moving to become the head of religous zelor within SD.net....
Yes, yes. And we are closely allied with our sister organization, the Coallition for the Liberation of Itinerate Tree-dwellers, or C.L.I.T.
And they are an offshoot of LABIA, Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"

- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist

"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
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Post by Peregrin Toker »

Am I seeing a pattern?
"Hi there, would you like to have a cookie?"

"No, actually I would HATE to have a cookie, you vapid waste of inedible flesh!"
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:Am I seeing a pattern?
No. Nothing to see here, nothing to see. Move along, move along. Nothing to see here...
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Yes nothing is happening in the BOTM the screams you here are from the rollercoaster we have.
Brotherhood of the Bear Monkey Clonemaster , Anti Care Bears League,
Bureaucrat and BOFH of the HAB,
Skunk Works director of the Mecha Maniacs,
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I AM BACK! let the SCIENCE commence!
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Post by Peregrin Toker »

Zaia wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:Am I seeing a pattern?
No. Nothing to see here, nothing to see. Move along, move along. Nothing to see here...
you're sarcastic... aren't you? :twisted:
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:Am I seeing a pattern?
Any pattern you see is merely a product of your perverted mind...
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aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me. :)
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Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either. :P
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:Am I seeing a pattern?
You're reading too much into the situation.
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Zaia wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:Am I seeing a pattern?
No. Nothing to see here, nothing to see. Move along, move along. Nothing to see here...
you're sarcastic... aren't you? :twisted:
Moi? I have no idea what you mean. I've never been sarcastic in my life. *blinks*

Now, if you please, step this way, away from all the commotion...
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Post by Darth Garden Gnome »

It has thus become my duty to the non-BOTM members of SD.Net to infiltrate this sinister orginization and discover what really lies beneath. I will report back to you on my porn(or not, depends) findings when I am finished.

AWAY! :wink:
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Post by Darth Yoshi »

It's usually not a good idea to announce infiltration plans. Besides, there is no porn in the BOTM anyway. That, I assure you, is a fact.
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Post by Son of the Suns »

Robert Treder wrote:Image

There is no porn in the Brotherhood. In fact, no monkeys have ever seen porn, Allah be praised. It is so devoid of porn, the porn content is represented by a negative number. Lies!


Both this and the following posts have amused me greatly, however while the issue of porn in the BotM is being investigated there can be no discussion of it, as it may unduely influence the possible jury members. :P
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