Sig Lines

[haas mark]

"Always forward, never straight."

Do you mind if I add that to my sig as well?

As long as you _sorta_ give me credit...Say something like, Common GLBT tag line, taken from Verilon's sig line.

[His Divine Shadow]

On a mountain of skulls, in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil!
-Vigo, the Carpathian, the Sorrow of Moldavia

Cause he rocks

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Well, why not?

[haas mark]

heh...sounds like a monty python kinda thing, to me.

[Jadeite]

I got mine cuz im a Dilbert fan, sucks that UPN took the cartoon off the air....

[haas mark]

...I'm more partial to Catbert...

[Tsyroc]

I want to be Wally. He gets away with doing absolutely nothing.

[haas mark]

Actually, all of them get away with doing nothing...the Boss gets away with doing even less (don't ask me how, but it MUST be possible...)

[Stormbringer]

The first line has the longest explanation. The Cult of Weber is an organization (sort of) on spacebattles.com (don't hurt me); essentially the most rabid fans of David Weber. Since I seem to be the only real fan of his stuff on the board it seemed like an appropriate bit to add.

The rest are just one liners that have struck my fancy. Particullarly the Bullet Tooth Tony line, that one seems the second most appropraite .sig line for a versus debate board. I didn't put the first because I know I'll horribly misquote it: Mark Twain "Never argue too long with a fool, eventually people might not be able to tell the difference"

[XPViking]

From The Constant Gardener by John LeCarre. Sometimes I'll change my sig line from quotes people make on forums. Ring any bells?

Yes, I actually do jack off to picture of Wesley Crusher, because despite what anyone says, he's very sexy, and I'm bisexual. - User099

XPViking

[Raxmei]

The first line is my full name. The second is my email address.

[Larz]

ARTHUR: Old woman!

DENNIS: Man!

ARTHUR: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?

DENNIS: I'm thirty seven.

ARTHUR: What?

DENNIS: I'm thirty seven -- I'm not old!

ARTHUR: Well, I can't just call you `Man'.

DENNIS: Well, you could say `Dennis'.

ARTHUR: Well, I didn't know you were called `Dennis.'

DENNIS: Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?

ARTHUR: I did say sorry about the `old woman,' but from the behind you looked--

DENNIS: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior!

ARTHUR: Well, I AM king...

DENNIS: Oh king, eh, very nice. An' how'd you get that, eh? By exploitin' the workers -- by 'angin' on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic an' social differences in our society! ....If there's ever going to be any progress--

WOMAN: Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh -- how d'you do?

ARTHUR: How do you do, good lady. I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Who's castle is that?

WOMAN: King of the who?

ARTHUR: The Britons.

WOMAN: Who are the Britons?

ARTHUR: Well, we all are. we're all Britons and I am your king.

WOMAN: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

DENNIS: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. ..... A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--

WOMAN: Oh there you go, bringing class into it again.

DENNIS: That's what it's all about if only people would--

ARTHUR: Please, please good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?

WOMAN: No one lives there.

ARTHUR: Then who is your lord?

WOMAN: We don't have a lord.

ARTHUR: What?

DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.

ARTHUR: Yes.

DENNIS: But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting.

ARTHUR: Yes, I see.

DENNIS: By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,--

ARTHUR: Be quiet!

DENNIS: --but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more--

ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?

ARTHUR: I am your king!

WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.

ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.

WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?

ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, [angels sing] her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!

DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

ARTHUR: Be quiet!

DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

ARTHUR: Shut up!

DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just because some moistened bink had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!

ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!

DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

ARTHUR: Shut up!

DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! --- HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!

ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!

DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you hear that, eh?.... That's what I'm on about -- did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you?

Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail
Blessed be people who point can point out human stupidity.
(one more post under the belt )

[His Divine Shadow]

Oh yeah that movie, had a special connection to me
*look at name, which is typed in the location area*

[Lagmonster]

My sig line is something I said some number of years ago recently following one of my many breakups.