Baghdad Bob is ALIVE!

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-06-26 02:17pm

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,90502,00.html

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-06-26 02:26pm

Its all lies. He never surrendered to American forces because Iraq defeated the American forces.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-06-26 02:55pm

Zoink wrote:Its all lies. He never surrendered to American forces because Iraq defeated the American forces.

And there are no American forces in Iraq. Obviously.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-06-26 02:58pm

Tell that to the dead soldiers families.

Ironbeard · Post by **Ironbeard** » 2003-06-26 03:00pm

He is not alive! He never was alive, he has committed suicide thousands of times! There is no Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf in Iraq.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-06-26 05:44pm

Old news, they found him in a middle-class suburb in Baghdad hiding, afraid that the masses would tear him apart.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-06-26 06:30pm

Will he be brought up on war crimes charges? He was a high up member of Saddams goverment.

justifier · Post by **justifier** » 2003-06-26 06:42pm

Lord Pounder wrote:Will he be brought up on war crimes charges? He was a high up member of Saddams goverment.

He has never been charged with doing anything directly, he was just a mouthpiece. So I hope he goes on TV and gets his own show sometime

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-06-26 06:46pm

justifier wrote:
Lord Pounder wrote:Will he be brought up on war crimes charges? He was a high up member of Saddams goverment.
He has never been charged with doing anything directly, he was just a mouthpiece. So I hope he goes on TV and gets his own show sometime

He's already been offered one.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-06-26 06:46pm

Lord Pounder wrote:Will he be brought up on war crimes charges? He was a high up member of Saddams goverment.

He is not on the US's wanted list and supposedly his offer to surrender some time ago was refused.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-06-26 07:46pm

"My death was an evil fabrication potrayed by the lying American swine!"

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-06-26 08:46pm

Darth Gojira wrote:"My death was an evil fabrication potrayed by the lying American swine!"

Who, by the way, are retreating scared from our mighty forces!

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-06-26 10:41pm

This guys a nut. Harmless nut. I think its funny how they just released him.

"Aw get outta here you nut, go on youre free to go. You crazy bastard =)"

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-06-27 01:07am

... I knew about this LAST MONTH. Where have you been?

BlkbrryTheGreat · Post by **BlkbrryTheGreat** » 2003-06-27 01:28am

I can really imagine this guy getting his own TV show.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-06-27 01:30am

BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:I can really imagine this guy getting his own TV show.

That would be comedy...

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-06-27 01:31am

Vorlon1701 wrote:
Who, by the way, are retreating scared from our mighty forces!

What? No the Americans never attacked, they are fleeing Arabia but have gotten lost. They cannot use a compass and are committing suicide.

Seele · Post by **Seele** » 2003-06-27 04:25am

Does this guy have any clue of the popular cult following that he got at all?

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-06-27 07:11am

Tonight! on FOX! When Information Ministers go BAD!

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-06-28 07:37am

BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:I can really imagine this guy getting his own TV show.

Well, if Oprah can, why not?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-06-28 11:07pm

Darth Gojira wrote:
BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:I can really imagine this guy getting his own TV show.
Well, if Oprah can, why not?

Now, for sports. The Pittsburgh Pirates defeated the infidel New York Mets 8,000 to 3 (Cut to shot of game, with the Mets winning), and God willing, they should be going to the World Series.