Ideas that would probably end up as a reality TV show

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-06-28 10:46pm

1. Man or Woman? Someone comes on, and the panel of three contestants has to guess whether they're a man or a woman. At the end of the round, the person drops their pants to reveal a penis/vagina. Contestants that guess right win money, and go on to the next round. Being blantant Lowest-Common-Denominator crap, it will get a primetime slot on FOX. After getting record ratings, makind will be officially declared "Doomed".

2. Are You Hot? Senior Edition The search for the sexiest man and woman over 65. Despite causing vomiting in all the viewers, it is a ratings bonanza.

3. American Juniors: The Ripoff Desperate to cash in on the "most talented kid" genre, and unable to find a title, a network comes up with this. Nobody minds what the title insists.

Feel free to submit your own.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-06-28 10:57pm

Firing Squad

Contests come on and select five weapons at random from a table covered with various firearms. Those are given to a firing squad. The contestant then is tied to a poll and shot with their weapons. If they're lucky they are likely the guns hold blanks. If there unlikely they get hit and badly bruised by rubber bullets, live ammo once ratings drop.

Landmine

Ten people are taken to an Angolan field and have to race across it to grab a prize. Where are the mines? Only the producers know.

American Porn star

I don’t think In need to explain it

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-06-28 11:24pm

Celeberty Autopsy

Vagina Auction(SNL's, not mine)

Incest Island

Joe Relative

Who wants to be a Porn Star

STD Island

Last Altar Boy Standing

Television Producers on Crack(on 24/7)

Trading Faces

Trading Feeces

Girls Gone Wild Island

Pimpin' Island

She-Male Island

Lesbain Island

Anna Nicole Smith is an Island

Island Island

And Mr. Joe COPS Murder Idol Island Hotel

Filling in black holes in FOX's programing schedule, this fall.

justifier · Post by **justifier** » 2003-06-29 12:44am

anarchistbunny wrote:Celeberty Autopsy

Vagina Auction(SNL's, not mine)

Incest Island

Joe Relative

Who wants to be a Porn Star

STD Island

Last Altar Boy Standing

Television Producers on Crack(on 24/7)

Trading Faces

Trading Feeces

Girls Gone Wild Island

Pimpin' Island

She-Male Island

Lesbain Island

Anna Nicole Smith is an Island

Island Island

And Mr. Joe COPS Murder Idol Island Hotel

Filling in black holes in FOX's programing schedule, this fall.

Can't we just put them all on the same island and then nuke it?

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2003-06-29 12:46am

Neverland survivor

ROFL

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-06-29 12:49am

Cannibal Survivor.

SPOOFE · Post by **SPOOFE** » 2003-06-29 02:28am

Backstage: Essentially, Noises Off as a TV show. Follow the exploits of a stage production as it goes through audtiions, rehearsals, tech run-thru, and then finally, opening night, where the production is televised for all the world to see.

As long as I'm the Stage Manager.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-06-29 02:34am

Lord the Flies Live

nechronius · Post by **nechronius** » 2003-06-29 02:35am

Climbing for dollars, where the contestant has to climb ropes and pull cash off along the way while he is sprayed with scalding steam. If he drops he is mauled by maneating dobermans.

Wait, my executive producer just informed me that I should call the show "Copyright Infringment" instead.

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2003-06-29 02:38am

I think Simon Barber found a good idea:

The Fluff at the Threshold wrote:And then came that night of Horror, when my life was changed
forever. It had started innocently enough: I had tuned in to watch that
famous Japanese game show, "Pro-Celebrity Bomb Disposal", Happily
settling down to watch the studio audience vote on which wires last
season's stars should try next, I was content. And then the phone rang.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-06-29 07:15am

I'm boycotting all realtiy TV until they give me what I want and what I want is Smash TV!

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-06-29 07:49am

Paleolithic House
A bunch of strangers try to live and work together in a primitive hut, circa 250,000 B.C.E.

Who wants to clone a mastodon?
Nuff' said

Temple of Doom
Christians, Muslims, Hindus, Jews, etc. all compete for ownership of a temple. Much mayhem ensues.

Arrow · Post by **Arrow** » 2003-06-29 08:07am

Darth Gojira wrote:Temple of Doom
Christians, Muslims, Hindus, Jews, etc. all compete for ownership of a temple. Much mayhem ensues.

Damn! You stole my idea!

But lets do this with a twist. Each religion gets 1 million in cash up front to by any blackmarket weapons they want and/or to recruit more people for their "team".

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-06-29 09:29pm

1985 House Your (stereo)typical high school kid and 9 of his friends must live like they did in a time before iPods and Internet.

Celebrity Dictator Five "celebrities" (E-list, of course) seize control of a war-torn third-world country and try to rebuild it. One by one, celebrities are overthrown in a violent and bloody coup until only one remains. The winner is also deposed and executed.

American Creationist: The Search For the Next Kent Hovind As the title insists, a panel of judges chooses the most dishonest person they can find with a nice suit and impessive-sounding credentials from a diploma mill.

Celebrity Cults Another attempt to extend the careers of people who barely pass as celebrities, each contestant starts their own religion, and whoever has the most followers at the end of the season wins. The following seasons depict the religion's rise from 2-bit hokey cult to 3-bit hokey cult to 4-bit hokey cult.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-06-30 07:38am

Arrow Mk84 wrote:
Darth Gojira wrote:Temple of Doom
Christians, Muslims, Hindus, Jews, etc. all compete for ownership of a temple. Much mayhem ensues.
Damn! You stole my idea!

But lets do this with a twist. Each religion gets 1 million in cash up front to by any blackmarket weapons they want and/or to recruit more people for their "team".

Oooh. Even better!

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-06-30 07:38am

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:1985 House Your (stereo)typical high school kid and 9 of his friends must live like they did in a time before iPods and Internet.

Celebrity Dictator Five "celebrities" (E-list, of course) seize control of a war-torn third-world country and try to rebuild it. One by one, celebrities are overthrown in a violent and bloody coup until only one remains. The winner is also deposed and executed.

American Creationist: The Search For the Next Kent Hovind As the title insists, a panel of judges chooses the most dishonest person they can find with a nice suit and impessive-sounding credentials from a diploma mill.

Celebrity Cults Another attempt to extend the careers of people who barely pass as celebrities, each contestant starts their own religion, and whoever has the most followers at the end of the season wins. The following seasons depict the religion's rise from 2-bit hokey cult to 3-bit hokey cult to 4-bit hokey cult.

Those actually sound entertaining!

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-06-30 07:45am

Darth Gojira wrote:Those actually sound entertaining!

I know... I would watch them.

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2003-06-30 09:21am

War! - the show where you not only watch, in live action, the bullets fly, but contestants are randomly given command of various battalions in the field, be they allied forces or enemy forces. Should the contestant fail in his or her duties as a commander, they are to be held captive at the mercy of their troops.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-06-30 01:10pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:American Porn star

I don’t think In need to explain it

They're already doing that.

Death from the Sea · Post by **Death from the Sea** » 2003-06-30 02:54pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:1. Man or Woman? Someone comes on, and the panel of three contestants has to guess whether they're a man or a woman. At the end of the round, the person drops their pants to reveal a penis/vagina. Contestants that guess right win money, and go on to the next round. Being blantant Lowest-Common-Denominator crap, it will get a primetime slot on FOX. After getting record ratings, makind will be officially declared "Doomed".

You say that but I saw the other day flipping channels on FOX actually I think a game show where in the part I saw the contestant was trying to pick the female out of a line up. It was not an easy choice either a bunch of severely obese people rounded out the line up, and it made me sick. Why did I not skip that show you ask and continue channel surfing? because it was like a fucking car wreck, you can help but look.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-06-30 03:04pm

neoolong wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:American Porn star

I don’t think In need to explain it
They're already doing that.

They've certainly already done the softcore, watered down version.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-06-30 03:46pm

Chicken!: Live: Why mess with the classics? Two contestants race headlong at each other on a straight track. First to turn, stop, or drop below the designated speed loses. Round one starts at $10000 and the minimum speed is 40mph for each car. Round two is $20000 and 50mph, and so on up to 140mph. In case of a crash, the drivers (or their next of kin) split the prize money and go home/to the hospital/to the morgue. The bonus round is for up to $1,000,000. The surviving driver who advanced the furthest drives along railroad tracks towards a freight train running at full speed. Prize money increases the closer you get to the train. If you time it right, you can grab the million and get off the tracks so the train JUST brushes your rear fender. Next of kin gets all the prize money if you don't make the turn in time.

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