Attention: Sarcastic members.

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

*ChaCHUNK!!* You have three seconds to shut the fuck up before my Barrett M82 shows you the End of the World with a fifty caliber bullet going through your head at Mach 3. Three. Two. One. (if he shuts up, I take his weed away. [it's obvious he's been smoking something and not sharing, besides, no USA=no guvmint goons=no marijuana laws=everyone has some!] If he doesn't, *KABLAM!!*)

Either way, I grab my water canteen, get on my motorbike, leave the shit town, and try to find a City...

[haas mark]

In response to the original post:

"So where is Jesus again?"



~ver

[Drooling Iguana]

BANG!

[neoolong]

And tell me how that's a bad thing.

[SyntaxVorlon]

"I have seen the end of the world!" thundered Younger. "I have seen the firestorm that shall wipe the planet clean in days! All of this has appeared in my dreams. It is a warning! And with that warning comes knowledge; knowledge on how to stop the end and in its place bring about a new beginning!"

"Is your name Mike?"(tribute to heinlein fans)

"Were you stoned when you saw this?"
"No!"
*Throws stone

"Did it have tentacles?"

"Will refreshments be served?"

"Can I get free cable if the end is televised?"

"It's been DONE!"
"What?"
"The whole, 'I shall lead you out of the darkness and into the light,' done to death. If any idiot can see this little vision of yours, and obviously many have, then someone important's got an idea of what's going down and will do something about it."
"But...er...I've seen the ligh.."
"We know we know! You say 'I have seen the promised land' and we're to up and follow you there. 'O Moses, jesus, bhuddha, mohommed, socrates, plato, confucious, etc. lead us to happiness and some milk and honey!' Well enough, we've had enough of messiahs and by god I'm not going to take it anymore! SO WHO'S WITH ME, BRING DOWN THOSE WHO PROPHESY THE FUTURE. LET US TAKE BACK WHAT IS OURS..."

[Rye]

"I have seen the end of the world!" thundered Younger. "I have seen the firestorm that shall wipe the planet clean in days! All of this has appeared in my dreams. It is a warning! And with that warning comes knowledge; knowledge on how to stop the end and in its place bring about a new beginning!"

" Wow, you did a lot better with that script than Bruce Willis did!"

"Younger! These yours?" ::stick tongue out, flip a bird. .i..

"really? my dreams usually involve naked (insert another character's name here)"

"well in that case i'd better shit in your mouth to stop this happening again"

[Cal Wright]

Say. Were born that ignorant, or is it something you've worked hard at?

[Sir Sirius]

"ATSHUUUHH!!!! <- big sneeze. ...what was it that you were saying again?" Replied <whomever> with a totaly innocent look on his face.

Or.

"That'll be twentythree-fifty." Said the liquer store clerc in as a monotonous voice as only someone who hears this kind of thing daily can.

Or.

"Pass the salt... please." Said <whomever>, while reaching his hand out for the salt shaker.

Or.

"Make it snappy then, The Bold and The Beatiful are on at five o'clock" Said <whomever>, while browsing through TV-guide

[Rye]

There is an awkward silence...someone coughs awkwardly.

Younger says some more relion inspired doomsday prophecy.

Awkward silence. Man coughs awkwardly, people look at him. Awkward moment. Man coughs awkwardly again. Man is removed.

Awkward silence.

EDIT: em speel abd

[Mark S]

"No, no, no! That's a bunch of horse shit! I'VE seen the end of the world and it doesn't come with fire. It a pie! A huge, frickin' PIE!"