Which Tin-pot Dictator are You?

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-06-23 09:53am

MKSheppard wrote:Worthless left wing bullshit. Lets see now, where's saddam now

Hiding out in my underground volcano lair!

I'll be back or sumthing

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-06-23 12:33pm

Robert Treder wrote:LITTLE RED COOKBOOK! LITTLE RED COOKBOOK! LITTLE RED COOKBOOK! LITTLE RED COOKBOOK!

Eddie ownz joo.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-06-23 12:34pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:Nitpick: Hitler wasn't the most evil man who ever lived. That distinction probably belongs to either Mao Tse Tsung or Pol Pot.

Eh. I think Genghis Khan. That guy killed a large percentage of the population of Asia and scarred regions and nations to this day.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-06-23 12:58pm

I got Chairman Mao.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-06-23 02:47pm

You answer the question: "what if Hitler was black?" A power-mad little shit that will do anything to keep your backside in the presidential seat, that's what! Sadly, no matter how much you persecute your populace, they are getting sick of you! When given the option of starving to death because of the piss poor economy you created or stringing you up by the nearest lamppost, more and more find the later more attractive! Also shave that stupid, little moustache off! It makes you look like an even bigger tit then you are already!

Yay! Now go kill some white farmers, or i'll shoot you!

starfury · Post by **starfury** » 2003-06-23 04:50pm

Saddam

for normal side, Hitler for bad side

Mutant Headcrab · Post by **Mutant Headcrab** » 2003-06-23 05:48pm

Sieg Heil!!!!......or something like that...[/url]

willburns84 · Post by **willburns84** » 2003-06-23 06:57pm

Mao.

Mmmm, Cultural Revolution, anyone? Let us not forget that Mao also had a taste for rather under aged poon.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-06-23 07:02pm

Maybe I should make my own, that would be pretty cool...

*scuttles off to get busy with PSP*

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-06-23 07:08pm

Illuminatus Primus wrote:
Robert Treder wrote:LITTLE RED COOKBOOK! LITTLE RED COOKBOOK! LITTLE RED COOKBOOK! LITTLE RED COOKBOOK!
Eddie ownz joo.

Good to see someone got it.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-06-23 07:27pm

Got it, but didnt notice it until you pointed it out... students with beards...hmmm

Setzer · Post by **Setzer** » 2003-06-23 07:30pm

It's been done.

I got:

As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!

BTW, who all can we choose from? I know we get Hitler, Stalin, Blair, Bush, Saddam, Omar, Milosovec, and Mao Zedong. Did I miss anyone?

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-06-23 07:44pm

Setzer wrote: BTW, who all can we choose from? I know we get Hitler, Stalin, Blair, Bush, Saddam, Omar, Milosovec, and Mao Zedong. Did I miss anyone?

Mugabe

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-06-24 03:48am

Illuminatus Primus wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:Nitpick: Hitler wasn't the most evil man who ever lived. That distinction probably belongs to either Mao Tse Tsung or Pol Pot.
Eh. I think Genghis Khan. That guy killed a large percentage of the population of Asia and scarred regions and nations to this day.

At least he didn't deliberately inflict famine upon his citizens.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-06-24 05:32am

Benevolant Dictator? Yes. Commander of an army of Moose, Haggis, Giraffes, Penguins and Hedgehogs? Most assuredly. Mortal enemy of the Lobster People? Yup. Fighting the evils of Butterfly Terrorism and the Axis of Weevils? Damn straight... The only true force for good in this world? Well, I don't like to brag... The most modest person in the Universe? But, of course. Madder than a Bat in a U-boat? Quite possibily...

You are El Moose Monstero.

You have been very bored? Yep, that's true too. Now, whilst the host sorts itself out, back to this revision lark...

Ahhh, bollocks... sodding bandwidth exceeded...

curse them and crush them, precioussss...

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-06-24 06:54am

willburns84 wrote:Mao.

Mmmm, Cultural Revolution, anyone? Let us not forget that Mao also had a taste for rather under aged poon.

a taste for underaged porn? is that what you call fucking a new 12 year old every night?

(we need a vomiting smiley)

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2003-06-24 08:24am

POON, not PORN. And why is there no Kim Jong Il?

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-06-24 01:57pm

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:POON, not PORN.

What's THAT?

And why is there no Kim Jong Il?

He's just a cheap imitation of Stalin, but with twice the ego. (Then again, so was Mao Tse Tsung)

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2003-06-24 02:31pm

I got Stalin. All hail the Red Horde!

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-06-24 08:12pm

I am Tony Blair. I think I should probably be insulted.

Dillon · Post by **Dillon** » 2003-06-24 11:08pm

I got Bush.

Grand Admiral Ancaris · Post by **Grand Admiral Ancaris** » 2003-07-01 02:02am

Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little shit!

This is not a suprise.

Damaramu · Post by **Damaramu** » 2003-07-01 10:50am

Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you!