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Howto open a pack of cigarettes

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There are three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches. How did they manage to smoke?
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Slartibartfast wrote:There are three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches. How did they manage to smoke?
With a lighter :)
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Slartibartfast wrote:There are three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches. How did they manage to smoke?
Throw one cigarette overboard and make the boat a cigarette lighter!

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Slartibartfast wrote:
Slartibartfast wrote:There are three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches. How did they manage to smoke?
Throw one cigarette overboard and make the boat a cigarette lighter!

Nananananaaa... Batmaaaan!
Hah? :?
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Slartibartfast wrote:
Slartibartfast wrote:There are three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches. How did they manage to smoke?
Throw one cigarette overboard and make the boat a cigarette lighter!

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But, if you're insisting that you torch the boat, then how will you get the fire? Or, are you trying to say something else. I'll go with kojikun: Huh?
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:But, if you're insisting that you torch the boat, then how will you get the fire? Or, are you trying to say something else. I'll go with kojikun: Huh?
Its a PUN. Lighter - less heavy.
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Yeah I stole it from a 60's Batman episode.
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