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They wanted a scary ride

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I know lawsuits in America have gotten out of hand, but I'd sue them if my security bar unlocked. What the hell...you fall out, you could die...

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here`s a quick link to the crappy ride called le monstre.wood frame crap this combined with an incompetant employee equal danger.
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New for 2003 at La Ronde! the TWIRL-N-SPLAT! You'll never ride another ride again!
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LOL
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Col. Crackpot wrote:New for 2003 at La Ronde! the TWIRL-N-SPLAT! You'll never ride another ride again!
ROFLMAO!!!

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My definition of a scary ride would be having sex with Anne Nicol.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:My definition of a scary ride would be having sex with Anne Nicol.
That would be out right horrifying
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:New for 2003 at La Ronde! the TWIRL-N-SPLAT! You'll never ride another ride again!
ROFLMAO!!!

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I think they just might have a case. Such a safety failure could have cost her her life. Perhaps they might want to install seatbelts that have to be fastened or something so a safety bar failure.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:My definition of a scary ride would be having sex with Anne Nicol.
Jeeze.
There's a difference between "scary" and Lovecraftian soul-destroying horror.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:My definition of a scary ride would be having sex with Anne Nicol.
*Why* did you bring her up... :shock:
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Montcalm wrote:here`s a quick link to the crappy ride called le monstre.wood frame crap this combined with an incompetant employee equal danger.
Tallest wooden coaster in the world you say...
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What can be more scary than death! The nerve of some people...
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Slartibartfast wrote:What can be more scary than death!
Fundies taking over.
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