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This marks my 1000th post! Now to celebrate in my favorite way.

All hail the nuclear fire!

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:shock:
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All Sea Skimmer posts have been destroyed by the fires due to the nuclear bombing. His post count is now reduced to zero

At least, that's what would happen if I had the Power:(

Well, never mind the stated above

congratulations :)
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congrats!
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Post by Mr Bean »

Fortunatly for you I have that happy power

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Well this is my 190th post so :P
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It really doesn't do very much, but congratulations on your promotion!
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I want to go to Dagobah, and learn the ways of the force.


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Luckily, my batteries of Skybolt ABMs have protected my sector from Sea Skimmer's celebration.
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This is my 429th post. Anyways, I'm saved from the celebration also, because I'm in space. In fact, I ejected Darkstar and he's floatsam out from my viewport right now.

::waves at frozen dinner darkstar::

You people seem to glorify post counts for some reason. I'd prolly go for it more if I knew I could become Navy Commander or Grand Admiral, maybe even just a plain Admiral. Other than that though. Congrats you Rebel scum!

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One more thing, is there a listing to what you become at different post counts?

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Post by Mr Bean »

Annocements

Though all you need to know is its 500 Jedi Knight, 1000 Jedi Master and at 1500 Jedi Consel Member

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Sea Skimmer wrote:This marks my 1000th post! Now to celebrate in my favorite way.

All hail the nuclear fire!

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BTW....

1.) Technically I am a Jedi Master as well

2.) I still outrank you :D
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I think I'll use this thread in True Ray Fasion and test a new Avatar :D

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It definitely fits your character Bean. Thanks for mentioning the next rank level. I'll give you a shout out in my 500th post.

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Nice fireworks. :D
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Congratulations on your 1000th post. Now, celebreate by taking a long vacation.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Congratulations on your 1000th post. Now, celebreate by taking a long vacation.
Yes, you'd like that, post hording communist scum!
phongn wrote:Luckily, my batteries of Skybolt ABMs have protected my sector from Sea Skimmer's celebration.


Must be a damn good system if it can bring down 240mm artillery shells.
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A Communist BBS? What would that be like?

Would there be a "redistribution of posts", and if you posted a lot, you had to give some of your posts to be redistributed among people with less? Would the admin make long posts that take 4 hours ot read, like Fidel Castro?
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:A Communist BBS? What would that be like?

Would there be a "redistribution of posts", and if you posted a lot, you had to give some of your posts to be redistributed among people with less? Would the admin make long posts that take 4 hours ot read, like Fidel Castro?
Somewhere I have a list of how boards would work under various forms of government, I'll go dig it up and post it.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:
phongn wrote:Luckily, my batteries of Skybolt ABMs have protected my sector from Sea Skimmer's celebration.


Must be a damn good system if it can bring down 240mm artillery shells.
I have THEL batteries capable of flattening your puny Atomic Annie strikes! The Spartan, HiBEX and Sprint interceptors crush your pathetic ballistic missiles, while the NHK-2 and PAC-3 SAMs obliterate any missile or aircraft strike that comes in.
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