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SirNitram wrote:*taps Montcalm on the shoulder*

Isn't it crowded in this hiding spot?
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Kelly Antilles wrote:You yankee stereotyper. :(
Don't worry, Kelly. I know you've quite charming, indeed, to me, at least...

...So does this mean two for torture instead of just one?
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LadyTevar wrote: Run! Before SirNitram sees you saying that! :lol:

Besides, the gentleman was old enough to be my dad! :D
He could always be your Sugar Donut Daddy. :D
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Kelly Antilles wrote:See why I love the South?? People are nice...... most of the time.
Isn't that because of all the reitred Northerners living there? :twisted:
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The Duchess of Zeon wrote: Don't worry, Kelly. I know you've quite charming, indeed, to me, at least...

...So does this mean two for torture instead of just one?
Aw Marina, you're so sweet. That's two compliments in one day!

Hmmm... y'know... we could just torture the entire board. :twisted:
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Tsyroc wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:See why I love the South?? People are nice...... most of the time.
Isn't that because of all the reitred Northerners living there? :twisted:
exactly, that's the "most of the time". :P
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Tsyroc wrote:
LadyTevar wrote: Run! Before SirNitram sees you saying that! :lol:

Besides, the gentleman was old enough to be my dad! :D
He could always be your Sugar Donut Daddy. :D
I see a new target for SirNitram`s mallet. :mrgreen:
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Kelly Antilles wrote:
Tsyroc wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:See why I love the South?? People are nice...... most of the time.
Isn't that because of all the reitred Northerners living there? :twisted:
exactly, that's the "most of the time". :P
Well being around all those Southerners was bound to wear them down eventually. :D
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Kelly Antilles wrote:
Aw Marina, you're so sweet. That's two compliments in one day!
I'm pleased but merely to speak honestly.
Hmmm... y'know... we could just torture the entire board. :twisted:
*clicks heels, bows, etc, looking a bit odd with long hair going everywhere* An excellent suggestion. We can borrow Sophia's schloss for the occasion.

Ahh... There is nothing like a bit of formality with the soundtrack to Khartoum playing, no less. ...Just as long as they don't get mad at us until some skin has been removed. Then it's prophetic. *glances about, then heads off to evict her persona from her inhabitations*

(And I really need to sign off before I start acting weird or something!)
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I have heard of a sugar daddy, but a donut daddy?
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Look, a spam-a-thon!


Now shut up. :x
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Mixes drinks, remember how one's texan mom taught one to always be a "Gentleman" and treat Everyone politely, at least untill they have shown that they are a danger to you and others.
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Pfft. We'll all polite here in the Philadelphia area. Really!
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A Bombay Sapphire and Tonic please Mr Bear....

Since your mixing :wink:
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HemlockGrey wrote:
See why I love the South?? People are nice...... most of the time.
So long as you're not black, gay, atheist, Muslim, Mexican, Asian, Arab, or foreign. :P
*THWAP!!!*
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Mixes drinks, remember how one's texan mom taught one to always be a "Gentleman" and treat Everyone politely, at least untill they have shown that they are a danger to you and others.
I'll have sex on the beach, followed by a slow hard screw, and then a screaming orgasm, Yose-Bear.

(Blame Nitram, he dared me.)
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LadyTevar wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote: So long as you're not black, gay, atheist, Muslim, Mexican, Asian, Arab, or foreign. :P
*THWAP!!!*
See! It is offensive. Thanks Tevar.
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LadyTevar wrote: I'll have sex on the beach, followed by a slow hard screw, and then a screaming orgasm, Yose-Bear.

(Blame Nitram, he dared me.)
And I always thought it was a slow hard screw against the wall. Of course, that's probably just adding an alcohol.
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Mmmmm...mixed drinks and donuts

Can I have a large.........anything?
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No problem, I find it funny spending $40 a weekend on CANDY.
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HemlockGrey wrote:
So long as you're not black, gay, atheist, Muslim, Mexican, Asian, Arab, or foreign. :P
Damn yankee.
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