Would you act in a porno?

Azeron · Post by **Azeron** » 2002-09-22 08:04pm

CommandoJoe,

Perhaps you haven't been in an extended realtionship before.

You see women are horny devils, just as much as men. They want hardcore porn too, bnut want to mantain their female dignity. So they wait until you are screwing for a while, and things get a bit more predictable. then they start wanting the romantic sex flicks, than they go for the not so romantic sex flick, and then they go for soft porn, and finnally they want hardcore porn.

College girls are a bit different, they typically go right for your porn stash, when they are pretneding to help clean your room. they know its there, they just want to get to watch it.

Cool girls, are just natural about it, and may have some of their own.

depends really.....

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-09-22 08:08pm

I don't even get turned on watching the mechanics. It's pretty disgusting actually. I like watching the woman herself. lol

Azeron · Post by **Azeron** » 2002-09-22 08:10pm

I think you may be a lesbian

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-09-22 08:18pm

Eh...a lesbian trapped inside a man's body? lol

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-09-22 08:20pm

a shemale?

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-09-22 08:21pm

Ok....this is going too far...let's stop now, thank you.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-09-22 08:22pm

gotcha!

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2002-09-22 08:23pm

Too ugly? In an industry where Ron Jeremy is a major star?

Roger Ebert theorized that Ron Jeremy is popular because any guy watching a porno with him in it can think to himself, "I'll bet she'd fuck me over him any day."

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-09-22 08:24pm

Well of course they would. They are in pornos. They will have sex with ANYONE.

Azeron · Post by **Azeron** » 2002-09-22 08:45pm

Your Comment about it reminded me of a lesbo college I visited once where my gf was studying.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-09-22 09:05pm

The entire college was lesbian?? I didn't think it was possible. lol

Azeron · Post by **Azeron** » 2002-09-22 09:20pm

Yah doesn't seem possible, but yah it was all girl, and there were no guys, so lesbianism was all the rage to deal with thier urges I suppose. If a guy came along like me, "Oh wait, lets go play some pool, or play strip poker"

"sorry girls, its valentines day, and I want to spend it nuzzled between my girls tits"

freaking rediculous. 1 girl introduced herself as the "chairwoman of the crew teams hetereosexual comittee". Her pointed way of saying she was the only girl who needed the attnention of man, or at least admitted it.

Then there was the lesbian sex party I was invited to along the way. "You know I am guy and all" I wolud say, "don't be shy, broaden your horizons" while she proceeding to storke her gf's breast. All this happened on the way to a short Vday party for girls who had bf's. like 5 minute walk.

anyways, I heard that "I like the body, but the mechanics thing" ohh i would say about 50 times that night, before bending over tying to flash her tits or something. women are so competitive and vicous to eachother. There I am slow dancing with my gf in a rec room to the "temptations" and girls fresh from watching Zena would stand there and stare, and lick their lips while my gf's back was to em.

Its a cool thing to think about, but I am romantic, and I don't go for that crap anymore. Besides I don't like hipocrits. Be who you are.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-09-22 10:31pm

I'm confused beyond...well I'm just confused, damnit!

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2002-09-23 01:06am

salm wrote:Would you?

No. Ask me in a minute.

::Minute passes::

Hell no. Ask me in an hour.

::An hour passes.::

Not only no, but hell no. They'd have to pay people to get copies of any porno I'd star in.

Post by **AdmiralKanos** » 2002-09-23 01:11am

RedImperator wrote:Too ugly? In an industry where Ron Jeremy is a major star?

Ron Jeremy can get work in "raincoater videos" where nobody gives a shit about the guys' appearance. However, for those of us who watch porn with our women, the presence of Ron Jeremy and other ugly-ass dudes is unacceptable.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-09-23 01:29am

Yeah, I'd do it.

Though from what I understand it wouldn't be easy...

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2002-09-23 02:27am

Yeah, I'd do it. I wouldn't make a career out of it or anything. Maybe one or two at the most.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2002-09-23 10:38am

NO. You would the only human (and I use the term lightly) that would be in any barnyard production!

Mr. B · Post by **Mr. B** » 2002-09-23 10:39am

I'd star in a snuff film with you Arminius. I get the shot gun and you get strapped to the chair.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2002-09-23 10:50am

You are making the assumption that the *chair* that you are *strapped* to is;

Outside, near a lake.

The restraints are weak.

Believe me, both of these assumptions are wrong.

ConCession Accepted.

Mr. B · Post by **Mr. B** » 2002-09-23 10:50am

You have a strange fascination with turtles. Are you cheating on your donkey for a turtle?

Evil Jerk · Post by **Evil Jerk** » 2002-09-23 10:53am

I suspect it's because the donkey does not believe itself to be Arminius' equal, rather his master.
This bruises Arminius' ego because he can't even dominate a donkey, so he may be looking for something easier, like a turtle.
He probably won't succeed.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-09-23 05:21pm

Er...where's Arminius? Was his post(s?) deleted or something?

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