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Montcalm wrote:
kojikun wrote:fuck that shit, montcalm, for every SINGLE animal you eat i'll eat 50!
:shock: 300 a day you`ll explode.
Single celled organisms are animals.

Sperm are single celled organisms...

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What?
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Sea Skimmer wrote: I hope they can count an individual egg as an animal..
Meh. I'll just take a can of anchovies and eat 50 or so in one take. :P
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Montcalm wrote:
kojikun wrote:fuck that shit, montcalm, for every SINGLE animal you eat i'll eat 50!
:shock: 300 a day you`ll explode.
Single celled organisms are animals.

Sperm are single celled organisms...

...

What?
:shock: After reading what you wrote i need a barf bucket. :oops:
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All those helpful florae in your gut will be egested then!

Quickly, go and drink some Actimel or something.
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"Plants are living organisms too" is not only true, it's also argument #1 against PETA and likeminded folks.
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Let them Eat dirt, water, and try and photosenthysize :P

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Montcalm wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Montcalm wrote: :shock: 300 a day you`ll explode.
Single celled organisms are animals.

Sperm are single celled organisms...

...

What?
:shock: After reading what you wrote i need a barf bucket. :oops:
Why?! It's kinda sweetly-salty, and has the consistancy of yogurt. Lots of potassium, so it's good for you too.
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I like this one.

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LadyTevar wrote: Why?! It's kinda sweetly-salty, and has the consistancy of yogurt. Lots of potassium, so it's good for you too.
But that dry-burny aftertaste is so awful.
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XaLEv wrote:
LadyTevar wrote: Why?! It's kinda sweetly-salty, and has the consistancy of yogurt. Lots of potassium, so it's good for you too.
But that dry-burny aftertaste is so awful.
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