Which are wierder?

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-08-10 12:28pm

I think we scared him off...

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-08-10 12:29pm

Durran Korr wrote:You are quite enthusiastic about penises for an alleged heterosexual male, Solamnus.

I know, isn't that the amusing part?

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-08-10 12:30pm

innerbrat wrote:I think we scared him off...

*grins* Some people can't take the heat... And others cannot take the, ah.. Things That Should Not Be!

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-08-10 12:35pm

*sigh* fine, i'm going off to eat some skunk.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-08-10 12:35pm

Damn i smelted my old gold ring for nothing?

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-08-10 12:36pm

innerbrat wrote:*sigh* fine, i'm going off to eat some skunk.

They never last for long enough to get to the good part, do they? Pity. Ah well, always hope for the next one...

J · Post by J » 2003-08-10 12:58pm

Durran Korr wrote:You are quite enthusiastic about penises for an alleged heterosexual male, Solamnus.

It's because he touches himself at night.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2003-08-10 01:42pm

The Duchess of Zeon wrote:
innerbrat wrote: How many penises you been sniffing? At least girly musk is a sexy smell! Knobcheese is the most disgusting smell this side of a man's ankles.
*shudders* Stop harming my innocent mind.

Your innocent mind?

........ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaaa!!!

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-08-10 01:50pm

Solamnus wrote:The vagina sit and marinates all day with oozing mucus.

Earth to moron: women only get wet when they're sexually aroused. They do not "ooze" all day. And a healthy woman's natural lubrication is not disgusting or smelly.

That is not sexy IMHO. Penises do not ooze nasty mucus.

Sure they do. It's usually referred to as pre-ejaculate fluid, and it tends to show up during the same kind of conditions that cause fluid secretion in women.

The clit sits right behind a wall of flesh that a man must unravel and clean off to have any fun with.

Try a healthy woman who has recently bathed sometime, instead of the farm animals from which you have apparently formed your generalizations.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-08-10 02:08pm

That is not sexy IMHO. Penises do not ooze nasty mucus.

Haven't ever cleaned the pipes manually, have you...

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-08-10 02:09pm

Are you a friend of Superman Solamnus? You both seem to have equally "wacky" ideas about a womans bits. He has his pink foam and you have a pussy with a runny nose.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-08-10 02:21pm

Vagina. Penises aren't filled with pink foam. Wait... forget that. Penises are wierder.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-08-10 02:24pm

Vaginas are definitely weirder. Men don't have prehensile tentacles hidden in their penises.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-08-10 02:26pm

XaLEv wrote:Vaginas are definitely weirder. Men don't have prehensile tentacles hidden in their penises.

And I think I speak for everyone here by simply oposting this smiley:

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-08-10 02:28pm

innerbrat wrote: And I think I speak for everyone here by simply oposting this smiley:

You can't hide it from everyone! I know about the conspiracy!

Lt. Dan · Post by **Lt. Dan** » 2003-08-10 02:36pm

Wow. I am dumb-founded. I......I don't know what to say. Um....I say the vagina is stranger, allthough both reproductive organs are strange.

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-08-10 02:43pm

innerbrat wrote:*sigh* fine, i'm going off to eat some skunk.

*blink*

It was only now that my mind reconciled this to the context that our twisted moronic friend had gifted it with.

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-08-10 02:44pm

XaLEv wrote:
innerbrat wrote: And I think I speak for everyone here by simply oposting this smiley:
You can't hide it from everyone! I know about the conspiracy!

Ha. There's no such conspiracy! If we had such tentacles, there would be no need for men...

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-08-10 02:57pm

The Duchess of Zeon wrote:
XaLEv wrote:
innerbrat wrote: And I think I speak for everyone here by simply oposting this smiley:
You can't hide it from everyone! I know about the conspiracy!
Ha. There's no such conspiracy! If we had such tentacles, there would be no need for men...

But aren't you a lesbian?

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-08-10 03:00pm

Shhhh! Marina is only pretending. Lesbianism is her defence against horny geek boys.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-08-10 03:01pm

The Duchess of Zeon wrote: Ha. There's no such conspiracy! If we had such tentacles, there would be no need for men...

Your misdirections may fool the others but they will not fool me.

Solamnus · Post by **Solamnus** » 2003-08-10 03:05pm

Gee, I didn't know this was supposed to be some kind of 'Natural Geographic' thread about people's genitals. As far as I was concerned it was a stupid thread in which I made off-the-wall comments for fun. But what do I get in return? Snipes questioning my sexuality, insults directed at my sexual experiences, and other flames of insults. Oops, sorry. Next time I will remind myself that whenever I post is silly threads I will need my protractor and pocket protector and formulate a scientific analysis of a penis and vagina.

I figured if I came here, it would be a fun experience since there is a lot to talk about. Nevermind then, I will take my ass back to Troll Kingdom. At least they have an excuse being indignant pieces of crap and I can flame all I want without fear of retribution.

Bye.

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-08-10 03:06pm

Lord Pounder wrote:Shhhh! Marina is only pretending. Lesbianism is her defence against horny geek boys.

You think her being a lesbian is going to stop them?

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-08-10 03:17pm

Lord Pounder wrote:Shhhh! Marina is only pretending. Lesbianism is her defence against horny geek boys.

Yeah, that'll work. That has to be the dumbest idea ever.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-08-10 03:35pm

Solamnus wrote:Gee, I didn't know this was supposed to be some kind of 'Natural Geographic' thread about people's genitals. As far as I was concerned it was a stupid thread in which I made off-the-wall comments for fun. But what do I get in return? Snipes questioning my sexuality, insults directed at my sexual experiences, and other flames of insults. Oops, sorry. Next time I will remind myself that whenever I post is silly threads I will need my protractor and pocket protector and formulate a scientific analysis of a penis and vagina.

I figured if I came here, it would be a fun experience since there is a lot to talk about. Nevermind then, I will take my ass back to Troll Kingdom. At least they have an excuse being indignant pieces of crap and I can flame all I want without fear of retribution.

Bye.

Sure. Right. Make statements like 'penises don't ooze' and 'all vaginas stink' and get upset when people question the validity of these claims.

I've never had so much fun chasing someone off this board.

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