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Did it and got "You`re a fucking idiot" :roll:
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Montcalm wrote:Did it and got "You`re a fucking idiot" :roll:
Hhmmm, I think everyone will get that one...
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At least it is 100% accurate.
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Results Page wrote:I don't get it. It's like those people who go around with those t-shirts and stickers that say "you laugh at me because I'm different, but I laugh at you because you're all the same." How different are you if you're wearing a mass-produced t-shirt with a registered trade mark sold through one of the largest clothing franchises in the world? You're the reason Old Navy keeps making stupid commercials, and you're the reason McDonalds gets away with selling so much shitty food every day.
This I have to agree with... :lol:

Now to print it out and give it to these two guys I know who love to wear that shirt (they're brothers, too)...they're both major pricks anyway. It'll feel so very, very good. :twisted:
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Thread name changed in a vain attempt to increase replies.
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Help! I keep getting fucking idiot!
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YT300000 wrote:Thread name changed in a vain attempt to increase replies.
Well at least he's being honest.

And that's what counts in the end right? After money, political power, and guns all you need is honesty. And perhaps a beautiful woman to star in your porno flicks.
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LOL! Thats awesome.
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what was the name before ?
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Um... I didn't get 'fucking idiot'. Yeah... that's right.
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Nice. I have to send this to my sister who s always sending me those stupid tests. Never thought of those shirts like that before.
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Wow. Im a fucking idiot. I was hoping it would tell me something new...
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RogueIce wrote:
Results Page wrote:I don't get it. It's like those people who go around with those t-shirts and stickers that say "you laugh at me because I'm different, but I laugh at you because you're all the same." How different are you if you're wearing a mass-produced t-shirt with a registered trade mark sold through one of the largest clothing franchises in the world? You're the reason Old Navy keeps making stupid commercials, and you're the reason McDonalds gets away with selling so much shitty food every day.
This I have to agree with... :lol:

Now to print it out and give it to these two guys I know who love to wear that shirt (they're brothers, too)...they're both major pricks anyway. It'll feel so very, very good. :twisted:
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I tried it with other options and it still say fucking idiot....."I`m Fucking Mad" :evil:
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Originally posted by Results Page:
I don't get it. It's like those people who go around with those t-shirts and stickers that say "you laugh at me because I'm different, but I laugh at you because you're all the same." How different are you if you're wearing a mass-produced t-shirt with a registered trade mark sold through one of the largest clothing franchises in the world? You're the reason Old Navy keeps making stupid commercials, and you're the reason McDonalds gets away with selling so much shitty food every day.
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well....shit ehh at least the shirts are funny
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How is it that the people who answer online personality tests the most usually have the least personality? Not that taking online personality tests are a waste of time; they're right up there with slamming your dick in the door on the productivity scale. I don't know why these tests are becoming so popular lately. The questions are usually about your sexual preference, favorite foods (out of a list of 5, since there are clearly only 5 types of food in the universe and you must like one of them), questions about how many times you've cheated in a relationship, and several other arbitrary questions with no relevance to anything. Then based on your response, the quiz pigeon holes you into a category of a certain celebrity. Stupid.

For example, there's a popular quiz called "Which Backstreet Boy are you?" News flash: you're not a Backstreet Boy. Posting the results of some stupid online journal isn't going to make you seem interesting or unique, it's going to make you look like a dumbass. Even if you match the personality of a Backstreet Boy, you're not a millionaire and probably never will be, so nobody cares. Congratulations, your personality isn't unique.

I don't get it. It's like those people who go around with those t-shirts and stickers that say "you laugh at me because I'm different, but I laugh at you because you're all the same." How different are you if you're wearing a mass-produced t-shirt with a registered trade mark sold through one of the largest clothing franchises in the world? You're the reason Old Navy keeps making stupid commercials, and you're the reason McDonalds gets away with selling so much shitty food every day.
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I think this has been posted before, and it will say "You're a fucking idiot" regardless of how you answer, probably.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I think this has been posted before, and it will say "You're a fucking idiot" regardless of how you answer, probably.
I'd expect such an astute deconstruction of online test taking to be a little more in depth. I mean, you should be able to get reasults like "crusty asshole" or "pedophallic clown." What a lazy bastard.
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aphexmonster wrote:what was the name before ?
It didn't have the Kick-Ass! bit.

And yes, no matter what you click, you are a fucking idiot for taking the test. So am I.
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Whos the real idiot. The people who fill in these tests or the people who program them for hours? This Maddox deserves a good slap.
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Lord Pounder wrote:Whos the real idiot. The people who fill in these tests or the people who program them for hours? This Maddox deserves a good slap.
He didn't program it for hours. The submit button is a link to the your a fucking idiot page. The little options don't do anything.
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