regardless how much they've had to drink, no matter how far
from the South they've wandered ... not that all rednecks comre from the South but this way it kind of goes with the asswhopin' thread
34. "Ain't no shame in opening the car door for my wife."
33. "Billie Bob, say 'excuse me' when you do that!"
32. "Oh, I just couldn't, heck, she's only sixteen."
31. "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex."
30. "Duct tape won't fix that."
29. "Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken."
28. "We don't keep firearms in this house."
27. "Has anybody seen the sideburn trimmer?"
26. "You can't feed that to the dog."
25. "I thought Graceland was tacky."
24. "No kids in the back of the pickup; it's just not safe."
23. "Wrasslin's fake."
22. "Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?"
21. "We're vegetarians."
20. "Do you think my gut is too big?"
19. "Honey, we don't need another dog."
18. "Who's Richard Petty?"
17. "Too many deer heads detract from the decor."
16. "Spittin' is such a nasty habit."
15. "Trim the fat off that steak."
14. "The tires on that truck are too big."
13. "I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad."
12. "I've got it all on the C drive."
10. "Unsweetened tea tastes better."
9. "Would you like your fish poached or broiled?"
8. "My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's."
7. "I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl."
6. "Checkmate."
5. "She's too young to be wearing a bikini."
4. "Hey, here's an episode of Hee Haw that we haven't seen."
3. "Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side."
2. "Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla."
1. "Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin' tonight."
