I had Candlelite Sex and Slept with 2 Babes

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-08-17 02:06am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:What are you people getting so upset about? If these stories bother you, then go get your own sex lives. You don't hear me complaining whenever Aerius and Jmac talk about their sex lives, do you?

PS. I don't like candlelit sex because I'm afraid of the candle being knocked over and starting a fire. Besides, it was unnecessary that night anyway; the moon was bright, and chemical lightsticks are perfectly adequate illumination
Nice one Darth Wong.

BTW me and my bf are planning an orgy for next weekend. Who wants to join the Mantrain?

http://www. somethingawful .com/article.php?id=78-7

Bottom one is just for you.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-08-17 03:20am

Darth Wong wrote:What are you people getting so upset about? If these stories bother you, then go get your own sex lives. You don't hear me complaining whenever Aerius and Jmac talk about their sex lives, do you?

Aw comeon, Mike, this is like handcuffing a starving man to a chair and eating an entire ham right in front of him. Well, not exactly like it, because nobody is forced to read this thread, but Goddammit, that was a good analogy and I'm not letting some damn LOGIC screw it up.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-08-17 03:49am

StarshipTitanic wrote:
GrandMasterTerwynn wrote:But, all whining about it is gonna do is inflate postcounts by all this "I hate you Aerius" me-too spam.

(+1)
I concur.

As do I.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-08-17 04:33am

Would someone mind explaining to me what it is about blackouts and floods that turn humans into rabbits?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-08-17 04:41am

Even though I am still one of the perpetually single here, I also concur that this "I hate you, aerius" garbage spam is long past annoying.

Oh, and good for you, aerius and jmac.

I'll always be one of your supporters...

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-08-17 04:46am

To much +1age crap here.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-08-17 12:34pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Would someone mind explaining to me what it is about blackouts and floods that turn humans into rabbits?

It's dark and there are no lights, which means everybody has to go to bed early. So you're in bed with your wife or girlfriend many hours before you would normally turn in. Isn't it obvious?