Seriously, who would you kill?

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You're stuck in an elevator with a single gun with one bullet. Who do you kill?

John Clark
2
5%
Arminius
16
38%
Cabal_88
3
7%
DarkStar
5
12%
ASU Coward
1
2%
User099
0
No votes
Sith Lord
1
2%
Graham Kennedy
2
5%
Paul Jacques
3
7%
Paul Jacques
3
7%
Paul Jacques
3
7%
Paul Jacques
3
7%
 
Total votes: 42

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Seriously, who would you kill?

Post by RayCav of ASVS »

Well?

Notice the lack of "yourself" option, mainly due to lack of space :P
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RayCav of ASVS wrote:Notice the lack of "yourself" option, mainly due to lack of space :P
John Clark is the ASU Coward. You're being redundant by having him up there twice.
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I would shoot ASU coward. Then break out with my Vampioric assasin monkey skills and pistol whip Armenius and darkstar to death
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Hmm. I know Darkstar's Size and Reach, I can kill him with my Bar Hands, I don't mind GK all that much though Portal is bad
John Clark is an idiot, but a nice old Fasion Ninja neck snap would do the trick

Yes most of these I could kill with my Bar Hands

However the smart Man gets GK and Paul to lift him up into the escape hatch where you can then shoot the Wire holding the elevator up and send them all to thier doom :P

Of course assuming you want to be killing people

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Wicked Pilot wrote:
RayCav of ASVS wrote:Notice the lack of "yourself" option, mainly due to lack of space :P
John Clark is the ASU Coward. You're being redundant by having him up there twice.
I think you're confusing John Clark with just "John" (aka ASU Coward)
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While I possess a strong dislike for racist and sexist people, I don't think that Arminius has done as much to me personally as some of the other cretins here. Loser099 was a complete idiot, but at least he did not claim victory for himself at every turn while ignoring points and examples while attacking minutiae occasionally or demanding more disproof. John Clark seriously irritated me while he was here, but I also think that DarkStar was much worse.

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DarkStar, so he could finally shut up. The others can change, given enough logic. Then, I climb up the elevator shaft, throw the gun down the shaft, and act like it never happened.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:DarkStar, so he could finally shut up. The others can change, given enough logic. Then, I climb up the elevator shaft, throw the gun down the shaft, and act like it never happened.
I am convinced Arminiass will never change
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All the guys from wcotc, I'll get them with my psyonic blades.
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I see I have no "none of the above" option. I might want to beat them up a bit, but killing is kinda excessive over what amounts to a hobby.
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Post by RayCav of ASVS »

Howedar wrote:I see I have no "none of the above" option. I might want to beat them up a bit, but killing is kinda excessive over what amounts to a hobby.
True, but this is just a silly poll.

Though, in Arminiass' case.....
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I eject the magazine and load a full one, then gun them all down. Then I load another and finish them off with a round through the head.

Then it's back home to switch the grip plates and alter the rifling with a wire brush. Then back into the closet goes the weapon which can no longer be linked to the bullets.
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Rip them all apart with my bare hands.
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I'll tolerate this for now.
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Dalton wrote:1337 |\/|0|> |)0\/\/4R5 4(71\/473

I'll tolerate this for now.

huh?
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RayCav of ASVS wrote:huh?
I think it's clear enough.
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Dalton wrote:
RayCav of ASVS wrote:huh?
I think it's clear enough.
not with your damn crazy elite speek :P
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Arminius is a facist asshole and that's much worse than an idiotic dense trek geek.
John Clark is next up, this guy just goes much too far.

I would both shoot them in the head.
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Margaret Thatcher.

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I'd get as many of them to stand in front of each other as possible and play the "How many people can this bullet kill before it stops" game. If anyone's left that gets on my nerves enough...well, there's always the elevator shaft. :twisted:
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