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Woman drops cell phone in swimming pool after having it for about two weeks.
Woman expects replacement to be covered under warrenty.
Woman tries to argue that "scientifically water is not a liquid" (liquid damage) being stated in the warrenty papers as one of the causes for voiding a warrenty.
Woman gets upset when warrenty claim is denied.
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LOL...water isn't a liquid?!

Damn...that's a new one.
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...Errrrr.

Please tell me this woman has no offspring.
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I only wish I could be certain.
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Well frozen or boiled water isn't liquid... Was she saying the pool was rock solid? :roll:
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Ghost Rider wrote:LOL...water isn't a liquid?!

Damn...that's a new one.
Duh....now remember kids, water isn't wet!
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aerius wrote: Duh....now remember kids, water isn't wet!
"Particle man, particle man..."

See, it's funny because he doesn't get wet, the water gets him!
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:
aerius wrote: Duh....now remember kids, water isn't wet!
"Particle man, particle man..."

See, it's funny because he doesn't get wet, the water gets him!
Bah! Triangle man beats particle man.
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Mark S wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:
aerius wrote: Duh....now remember kids, water isn't wet!
"Particle man, particle man..."

See, it's funny because he doesn't get wet, the water gets him!
Bah! Triangle man beats particle man.
What's he like, it's not important.

Yeah, water isn't a liquid. Mhm. And I am a billionaire.
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Proof that cell phones really do cause brain damage.
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Stormbringer wrote:Proof that cell phones really do cause brain damage.
Or maybe it's the reverse, stupid people buy cell phones. :wink:
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Mark S wrote:Well frozen or boiled water isn't liquid... Was she saying the pool was rock solid? :roll:
If so then it was impact damage which still voids the warrenty. :twisted:
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