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Being a Rat-Bastard CEO vs Killing One

Be one
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44%
Snipe one
15
44%
Undecided
4
12%
 
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Post by HemlockGrey »

No need to take down the entire fortress; we only need to take down the leader. Put a specially modified anti-rapist "penis trap" (yes, these things are real) inside the vagina of a prostitute and then send her inside. When you fuck her, the trap clamps on the head of your penis and starts injecting lethal poison into your bloodstream. You pull out, but the trap is still stuck on the end of your penis, and you're dead within one minute.
This is quite obviously the product of a sick and twisted mind.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I'd much rather be a CEO. YOu get a big house, attractive women, the ability to funnel the workers' pensions into your 6th beach house at Majorca...
And you can't do that being a sniper??? :twisted:
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Post by IRG CommandoJoe »

Nooo.....the originial question is asking whether you would rather stick with your current life and snipe a CEO with a sniper rifle or be an unethical rat-bastard CEO. Unless you already are a sniper...
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Or a rat bastard politician.
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(shoots THe Yosemite Bear in the foot)
STOP doing that! lol
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In which case you'd have to choose the opposite(?)
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