Save yourself from the mind rays!

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-08-26 03:30am

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-08-26 05:13am

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-08-26 02:34pm

What if the rays go through your legs, through your body, into your brain? Seems they need a full-body suit, with absolutely no airholes.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-08-26 02:43pm

I don't know whether this deserves more than a "look, a Paranoid Conspiracy Theorist!" comment.

BTW - I have the feeling that we're dealing with a joke site...

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-08-26 03:00pm

Canadian coins should also be considered as they are high in nickel content. Nickel, while not having the psychotronic deflecting properties of aluminum (or even tin), can act to refract psychotronic beams, thereby helping to scrambling the mind control signals as they are deflected off of the underlying aluminum surface of the AFDB. This will result in a lowered chance of retransmission of the signal.

However, you should avoid American and European coins at all costs as they contain aluminum based mind control circuitry. Canadian coins are free of this threat mainly due to the Canadian government's choice of neglecting psychotronic research in favor of research into giant robotics.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-08-26 03:29pm

I knew it. Canada has mecha.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-08-27 01:36am

I hope this is humor...

justifier · Post by **justifier** » 2003-08-27 01:39am

This is there spokesperson
*Goes to find some foil*

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-08-27 01:42am

Yowzaa!!

Mmmm, foil!

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2003-08-27 02:39am

Can we say "loonies"?

Jaded Masses · Post by **Jaded Masses** » 2003-08-27 01:45pm

Warning: Do not stick your head in the microwave to test this product. Boy, do the sparks fly!! I nearly burned my whole house down!!
- "Hot Cranium" [2002-12-06]

It are important that we not misunderestimate the power of Alimony Dereliction Beans to stop evildoers from subliminably hurting the minds of those who is having them."
- g.w.b. [2001-10-15]

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-08-27 01:53pm

For those interested, a Straight Dope column concerning why tinfoil helmets wouldn't work:
Do tinfoil helmets provide adequate protection against mind control rays?

I love the part where it's revealed that if they actually did anything, the helmet would work in the exact opposite fashion as they want it to...