Demolition Man.....

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-09-25 12:52am

I love that movie, it's so cheesy and funny as fuck at the same time......

**BZZZZZZZZT!** MKSheppard, you are fined one credit for violation
of the verbal morality statute!

....

Edgar Friendly: I'm the kinda guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder "Gee, should I have a T- bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with a side order of gravy fries." I want high cholesterol. I want to eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay? I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnatti in the non-smoking section. I wanna run through the streets naked, with green jello all over my body, reading Playboy Magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal?

...........

T.V. Reporter: [to John Spartan] How can you justify destroying a $7 million dollar mini mall to rescue a girl whose ransom is only $25,000 dollars?

Little Girl: FUCK YOU, LADY!

............

Lenina Huxley: Taco Bell was the only restaurant to survive the Franchise Wars.

John Spartan: So?

Lenina Huxley: So, now all restaurants are Taco Bell.

..............

Officer: We're police officers! We're not trained to handle this kind of violence!

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2002-09-25 05:06am

I agree with Mr. Sheppard on the badassness of Demolition Man, but what the fuck is this shit about "verbal morality"?

Which mod has turned retarded? Or is there some in-joke I'm simply not getting?

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-09-25 07:04am

Its an in joke, remember the film, where you get fined for swearing, and he has no toilet paper , walks up to a fine booth, and says fuck about ten times, turns around and says "this is toilet paper"

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2002-09-25 07:59am

Yeah!

I actually had a laughing fit watching Stallone say, "You stupid fucking asshole motherfucking godamned shitfaced fucker" to the machine, collect 'half-credit fines', and go wipe his ass with them. There's symbolism there you just can't ignore.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-09-25 06:11pm

Lagmonster wrote:Yeah!

I actually had a laughing fit watching Stallone say, "You stupid fucking asshole motherfucking godamned shitfaced fucker" to the machine, collect 'half-credit fines', and go wipe his ass with them. There's symbolism there you just can't ignore.

That was funny as all hell

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-09-25 06:23pm

Wait a minute.....this is a ratburger?!?!?

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-09-25 06:37pm

IG-88E wrote:Wait a minute.....this is a ratburger?!?!?

WTF?

And you blame me of post inflation.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-09-25 06:43pm

It's a quote from the movie, Ted.

For such a good movie, it's crap on regular TV.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-09-25 06:44pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:It's a quote from the movie, Ted.

For such a good movie, it's crap on regular TV.

Ah, I dont think I've ever seen that movie.

Does it involve guys stealing guns from museum, then killing people?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-09-25 06:46pm

acutally, yeah it does.

Good guess, man!

Evil Jerk · Post by **Evil Jerk** » 2002-09-25 06:58pm

Welsey Snipes' bad guy-who's-name-I-forget: "Wait, this is the future. Where are all the phaser guns?"

I remember thinking just that right before he said it.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-09-25 06:59pm

Phoenix! That's his name: Simon Phoenix!!!! I just remembered!!!

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-09-25 07:02pm

IG-88E wrote:acutally, yeah it does.

Good guess, man!

Does it also happen cause he killed a guy, then was cyrogenically frozen, or something?
Or am I thinking of a completely different movie?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-09-25 07:06pm

No, you're right, that's Demo Man!

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-09-25 07:10pm

I had the misfortune of seeing it on TV once.

Not that I didn't like it, just that I had the misfortune of seeing it on TV.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-09-25 07:11pm

Tisk Tisk. You must rent the video.

Dirty Harry · Post by **Dirty Harry** » 2002-09-25 07:21pm

I fucking loved that bit when Demo mans pointing a beretta at this guy on a monitor and he goes "Be well John Spartan", then John goes" Be fucked" and shoots the monitor about 13 times.
I laughed so hard I nearly had an embalism or something!

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-09-25 07:26pm

IG-88E wrote:No, you're right, that's Demo Man!

Then I have seen the light!

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-09-25 07:27pm

Here comes the Train LOOK OUT!!!!!

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-09-25 07:48pm

*THUD*
IG-88E, I told you to get off the tracks.
It's your won fault.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-09-25 07:50pm

Ted, walking along one day, sees IG-88E jumping on train traks yelling "21! 21! 21!" After a moment, Ted joins IG in yelling "21!" After a moment, a train comes along. IG-88E jumps off while Ted gets pancaked. Once the train has passed, IG-88E gets back on the tracks and starts yelling "22! 22! 22!"

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-09-25 07:55pm

I understand Completly, I had the misfortune of laughing my ass off the first time I saw Psycho the late night TV just HAD to run Ginsu commercials through the whole damn thing, even cutting into the shower scene.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-09-25 08:02pm

hhahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahhaahhahahaahaaaaaaaaa!!

Im sorry, thats just really damn funny

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-09-25 08:40pm

It jsut is.