What are your favourite Blackadder insults/quotes?

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2002-09-24 04:52pm

mine are :

"God made man in his own image, and it would be a sad out look for Christians throughout the globe if God looked anthing like you."

"I find it as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and then finding there's a gas bill attached to it."

"My God, my head feels like there's a Frenchman living in it."

"He's the most overated human being since Judas Iscariot won the AD31 best disciple competition."

"Actually most of the men think your a prat. Ask tehm who they'd rahter meet, you or the man who cleans the Aberdeen public toilets and they'll say Wee Jock Poo-Pong McPlop everytime."

Dirty Harry · Post by **Dirty Harry** » 2002-09-24 06:16pm

"Baldrick, eternitiy in the company of Belezubub and all his hellish instruments of death will be a picknick compared to me, 5 minutes and this pencil"

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-09-24 09:18pm

Do you make these up, or do you get them from a specific source?

"Bobby, why does it rain?"

"It rains when God cries."

"Why would he cry?"

"Possibly you."

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-09-24 11:52pm

"If he's in there with underpants on his head and pencils up his nostrils I'll shoot him myself"

"It was a very sharp piece of kiwi fruit..."

"Remember when you spent time with that old shepherd... I was there..."
"No!"
"Yes! I was bessie! The old ewe!"
"But didn't we..."
"Yes! Like I have said, there is nothing I won't do for my country!"

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-09-24 11:58pm

You were the fastest sperm? *shakes head*

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2002-09-25 01:47am

Let me guess you think the renesance was something that happened to other people

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-09-25 03:46am

"The Davil farts in my face once again"

Post by **Vympel** » 2002-09-25 07:23am

IG-88 ... that's *my* avatar!!!!

"Sir what do we do if we step on a mine?"

"Well the normal procedure, Baldric, would be to throw yourself up 200m in the air and disperse yourself over a large area."

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-25 08:28am

Vympel thats my quote!

XPViking · Post by **XPViking** » 2002-09-25 10:01am

If two people have the same avatar, do they have to arm-wrestle and the winner takes it?

XPViking

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-25 10:06am

No we flip a coin and ban one of them

of course one could get a new avatar

Post by **Vympel** » 2002-09-25 11:10am

ah but which one

we can't exactly play paper scissors rock on forums *mind boggles at that suggestion*

Dirty Harry · Post by **Dirty Harry** » 2002-09-25 11:20am

They could try pistols at twelve paces. :

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2002-09-25 02:34pm

we could see who can come up with the best insult.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-09-25 03:14pm

Oh no! Don't even try to get up there, private! God doesn't want your ass up there! If he wanted your ass up there, he'd a MIRACLED it up there by now!

-Full Metal Jacket

Your face, your ass, what's the difference?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-09-25 03:16pm

I joined 9 days ahead of you, Vympel. It's MINE!!!!

*clings to avatar possesively*

Sienthal · Post by **Sienthal** » 2002-09-25 09:31pm

They actually have a Alarm Action-Figure type thing of the Full Metal Jacket drill sargeant. Real insults and demands!

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-09-26 12:35am

hehe...sweet

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2002-09-26 01:29am

"Here is a purse of money... that I'm not going to give to you"
"I am the Baby eating Bishop of Bath and Wales"

Post by **Vympel** » 2002-09-26 01:30am

"I will gouge out your eyeballs and SKULL FUCK YOU"

This thread has been officially sabotaged

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2002-09-26 01:32am

"Lord Melcitt, Lord Melcitt, intelligent and deep. Lord Melcitt, Lord Melcitt, a shame about the sheep.

StarDestroyer.Net BBS

What are your favourite Blackadder insults/quotes?

What are your favourite Blackadder insults/quotes?

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