Airline Service (joke)

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-09-02 12:34pm

A pompous minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Oklahoma. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a choice."

Now I want to know what airline this is because that sure beats any type of inflight meal.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-09-02 12:37pm

That's an old, old joke. I've lost count of how many times I've seen it or variations thereof.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-09-02 01:08pm

Well, it might be old but I never heard it before. Thats funny.