OW, Oh f***, Christ!

[XaLEv]

it was a JOKE.

I figured that one out.

[Kuja]

*condenscending tone* good for you

[Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi]

Yesterday I stubbed my pinky toe, and now the nail is all black and getting ready to fall out.

That happened to my dad once, except with his finger. That's why I don't like using hammers. Still, it's nothing to sticking oyur head out of a pickup truck, and getting hit by a telephone pole, knocking both your teeth out!

[Raptor 597]

....or running into a telephone pole and needing stitches.

Oh, it sounds strangely like that time I badly sprained my ankle running with a phone book outside at the nearby large stadium the Cajun Dome. And in July i did sprain my little right toe by runing into the side of the door.

[Sea Skimmer]

I have two over lapping scares on my forehead as the result of falling on two separate occasions, but hitting the same table edge both times. They required four stitches each.

My left forearm is covered in watch basically one giant scar; the result of a bad fall mountain biking that removed most of the skin. As a result of the same fall I also have several deep scares on my right hand and on my left hip.

II also still have a scare on my right leg and a very smashed helmet as the result of being hit by a pickup truck going about 25. Luckily the moderate speed of the crash, and the fact that it half pushed half threw me onto some soft earth and grass saved my from any really bad injury. My Shoulder was black and blue for a week through and from the pain, must have been very close to dislocating.

I've also sprained several ankles, one badly, along with my wrist. However I have never broken anything bigger then a finger, and even then only twice.