Greek Pantheon, Norse Pantheon, Chinese Pantheon 2 outta 3
Yahweh vs. Atheist Earth
Yahweh vs. Satan
Yahweh vs. Palpatine
Yahweh vs. Hannibal Lecter
(to cut it short)
Yahweh vs. Every hyper bad-ass
Doraemon vs. Star Trek (Yes, I'm serious)
Vs. Movies You'd Like to See.
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Here's One: Buffy vs. Xena
The Big Strong Girl vs. The VERY Strong Little Girl.
The Big Strong Girl vs. The VERY Strong Little Girl.
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Reviewing movies is a lot like Paleontology: The Evidence is there...but no one seems to agree upon it.
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Sounds like two eventual lesbian porno fights to me.Majin Gojira wrote:Here's One: Buffy vs. Xena
The Big Strong Girl vs. The VERY Strong Little Girl.
Depending on the age(s) of the second group, anyway. Buffy vs Xena is a given.
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I was only discribing one fight. Buffy is a Very Strong little Girl (like 5'3") and Xena is a Strong Big Girl (Like close to 6ft tall). sorry if that was confusing in some way...RogueIce wrote:Sounds like two eventual lesbian porno fights to me.Majin Gojira wrote:Here's One: Buffy vs. Xena
The Big Strong Girl vs. The VERY Strong Little Girl.
Depending on the age(s) of the second group, anyway. Buffy vs Xena is a given.
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Supernatural Taisen - "[This Story] is essentially "Wouldn't it be awesome if this happened?" Followed by explosions."
Reviewing movies is a lot like Paleontology: The Evidence is there...but no one seems to agree upon it.
"God! Are you so bored that you enjoy seeing us humans suffer?! Why can't you let this poor man live happily with his son! What kind of God are you, crushing us like ants?!" - Kyoami, Ran
Justice League- Molly Hayes: Respect Hats or Freakin' Else!
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Supernatural Taisen - "[This Story] is essentially "Wouldn't it be awesome if this happened?" Followed by explosions."
Reviewing movies is a lot like Paleontology: The Evidence is there...but no one seems to agree upon it.
"God! Are you so bored that you enjoy seeing us humans suffer?! Why can't you let this poor man live happily with his son! What kind of God are you, crushing us like ants?!" - Kyoami, Ran
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http://filmforce.ign.com/articles/424/4 ... ubmit.y=24
I'm sorry I don't know how to make links pretty like you guys....someone needs to write a forum tutorial....I'm such a dumbass.
ANYWAY....This link is for a short article about an Aliens vs. Predator movie, if anyone is interested, it's a fairly recent article, so I can only ASSUME that the film has the green light, which would be cool, but the premis is fucking moronic. A goddamn lab in ANTARCTICA (Preds come when it's goddamn hot, Foxfuckwads.) and of course a sexy 20-something genius scientist.
personally the way I saw it was the preds going to a human colony, on a HOT planet, and beginning to hunt down the poor hoomies while they are studying the xenos, inadvertantly releasing an alien into the hoomie colony, the face hugger tries to implan t the pred, only to find it can't through it's mask. Alerted to the presence of the hive, the preds immediately begin to search for the queen, en masse (YEah, a whole PLATOON of preds!!! AWESOME!) when...Whoops, unexpectedly, a company of colonial marines show up at the colony to "Exterminate" (YEah, you know they want a damn egg) now you got marines getting killed by preds and aliens, preds trying to kill the aliens, killing the humans who get in the way, the humans wondering WHAT THE FUCK IS SHOOTING PLASMA AT US?! ALIENS SURE AS HELL CANT BE!!! and Aliens wondering WHAT THE FUCK DID WE DO?! JESUS WE'RE JUST TRYIN TO MAKE IT JUST LIKE YOU GUYS!!! FUCKHEADS!!! Anyway. that's what I saw. No plot, really, just a three-way melee somewhat like the Avp games. After all, why else would ANYONE go to see a movie like that? Oh, here's the kicker:
At the end of the movie, camera pan up the legs of a prone predator, then a HUGE hole in his torso...
Predalien anyone? Nice.[/url]
I'm sorry I don't know how to make links pretty like you guys....someone needs to write a forum tutorial....I'm such a dumbass.
ANYWAY....This link is for a short article about an Aliens vs. Predator movie, if anyone is interested, it's a fairly recent article, so I can only ASSUME that the film has the green light, which would be cool, but the premis is fucking moronic. A goddamn lab in ANTARCTICA (Preds come when it's goddamn hot, Foxfuckwads.) and of course a sexy 20-something genius scientist.
personally the way I saw it was the preds going to a human colony, on a HOT planet, and beginning to hunt down the poor hoomies while they are studying the xenos, inadvertantly releasing an alien into the hoomie colony, the face hugger tries to implan t the pred, only to find it can't through it's mask. Alerted to the presence of the hive, the preds immediately begin to search for the queen, en masse (YEah, a whole PLATOON of preds!!! AWESOME!) when...Whoops, unexpectedly, a company of colonial marines show up at the colony to "Exterminate" (YEah, you know they want a damn egg) now you got marines getting killed by preds and aliens, preds trying to kill the aliens, killing the humans who get in the way, the humans wondering WHAT THE FUCK IS SHOOTING PLASMA AT US?! ALIENS SURE AS HELL CANT BE!!! and Aliens wondering WHAT THE FUCK DID WE DO?! JESUS WE'RE JUST TRYIN TO MAKE IT JUST LIKE YOU GUYS!!! FUCKHEADS!!! Anyway. that's what I saw. No plot, really, just a three-way melee somewhat like the Avp games. After all, why else would ANYONE go to see a movie like that? Oh, here's the kicker:
At the end of the movie, camera pan up the legs of a prone predator, then a HUGE hole in his torso...
Predalien anyone? Nice.[/url]
I'd like to see some of stravo's stuff in film format, seriously.
Erm...spiderman and xmen perhaps, i'd really like to see a 24/die hard crossover. That would fucking rock.
A decent alien vs predator film, or something like freddy vs jason with micael myers and some others would be cool.
Erm...spiderman and xmen perhaps, i'd really like to see a 24/die hard crossover. That would fucking rock.
A decent alien vs predator film, or something like freddy vs jason with micael myers and some others would be cool.
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The razor-sharp, steel, spiked, barbed, acid-tipped, poisonous, thermonuclear, donkey-sized dildo. Made of neutronium. I mean of anti-neutronium. With elves.
I shall disavows this! I shall! As stoned as I am, you're lucky I can fucking spell neutronium at all!
Lord Pounder's ass
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The razor-sharp, steel, spiked, barbed, acid-tipped, poisonous, thermonuclear, donkey-sized dildo. Made of neutronium. I mean of anti-neutronium. With elves.
I shall disavows this! I shall! As stoned as I am, you're lucky I can fucking spell neutronium at all!
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Do you not believe in Thor, the Viking Thunder God? If not, then do you consider your state of disbelief in Thor to be a religion? Are you an AThorist?-Darth Wong on Atheism as a religion