Python invades work

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-09-07 04:20am

Ok, the kids are leaving after this weekend, going back to the USSR, and the former Yugo. (I fear for them), someone introduced them to King Artur and the Holy Grail, so tonight I was stuck hearing them say "Bring out your Dead Pizzas", <some latin phrase then hitting themseves with pizza boxes/soda boxes.>, them calling our token female Yugo a witch, and other madness, including full fledged food fights etc....

in the middle of all of this, a Squirrel scurries into the center of the mess on the floor, and as the manager approched to shoo it off, I cracked "Watch it, That Squirrel has a mean streak a mile wide." The whole crew just broke out laughing (Im just glad no one tried to hand grandade the squirrel....)

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-09-07 11:50am

I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-09-07 04:43pm

You mean the former USSR, right?

....right?

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-09-07 05:38pm

He's got a time machine.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-09-08 12:55am

lol

yeah the FORMER USSR,

Damn you filthy american Kah-Nee-gits

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-09-08 01:24am

come back and I shall taunt you again.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-09-08 01:59am

Typhonis 1 wrote:come back and I shall taunt you again.

No, no. Its "come back and I shall taunt you a second time!"

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-09-08 02:24am

Why couldn't it have been Yuki and Magdalyn going "Spankings we need Spankings."

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-09-08 03:14am

So who is on a quest?

I know SDnet has one (or two...)

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-09-08 10:20am

You should have introduced them to "Life of Brian"; you could instead be listening to them talk about Biggus Dickus and his wife Incontentia Buttox.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-09-08 05:40pm

Zoink wrote:You should have introduced them to "Life of Brian"; you could instead be listening to them talk about Biggus Dickus and his wife Incontentia Buttox.

"GO HOME ROMANS!"

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-09-08 05:48pm

In Soviet Russia, crazy squirrels gernade YOU!

EmperorChrostas the Cruel · Post by **EmperorChrostas the Cruel** » 2003-09-08 05:49pm

"Then comes the oral sex! Yes, Yes, The oral sex!"

"Oh shit!"

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-09-08 05:53pm

"Can't i have a little bit of temptation?!?!?!?!"

"OK, so apart from sanitation, roads, public safety, <some more stuff that i've forgotten> .... What have the Romans ever done for us ?!!?!"

"Spare some money for an ex-leper?"

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-09-09 01:59am

That is an EX-Falcon.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-09-09 02:03am

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-09-09 03:34am

Vertigo1 wrote:
Typhonis 1 wrote:come back and I shall taunt you again.
No, no. Its "come back and I shall taunt you a second time!"

y'know, if you're going to correwct people's quotes, at least do it right. now go away or I will taunt you a second time!

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-09-09 08:18am

This man commands the cwack legions, he wanks as high as any in Wome...

Oh, I see, running away eh? You yellow bastards, come back here and take what's coming to yah! I'll bite your legs off...

You manky Scots git.
I'm warning you...
What's he do? Nibble your bum?

Oh, I could go on, had a Monty Python fest yesterday, and discovered that trying to get through the best-of-python boxset on limited time to show all the best sketches runs into a problem when you discover that the reason it's called the best-of, is because it is the best-of...

*800 yard hedgehog appears over thread*
Dinsdale?

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-09-09 08:48am

HemlockGrey wrote:You mean the former USSR, right?

Thats what we want you think, capitalist pig-dog!

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-09-09 02:16pm

Yeah, who knows how long the present gov. will last....

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