Public toilets

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-09-19 08:24pm

Shrykull wrote:I saw an ad for a toilet today which cleans your crack with water jets, and then dries it. Would you use it? No more toilet paper.

Things come out of my butt. Under no circumstances are they allowed to go back in.

*Homer presses button on a toliet in Japan; the toliet greets him, then gives off a breath taking display of mulit-colored water shooting from jets in brilliant syncronized patterns, all within the comfort of his own toliet bowl*

HOMER: They're years ahead of us!

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-09-19 08:29pm

Shrykull wrote:I saw an ad for a toilet today which cleans your crack with water jets, and then dries it. Would you use it? No more toilet paper.

So they combined a toilet and a bidet and added an air dryer?

Interesting.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-09-20 08:40am

Do you need me to repeat my 'period blood' story?

Let's just say it's a good idea to look at the seat before you sit on it.