Morning erections (or nature's cruel trick on men)

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-10-01 10:27pm

XaLEv wrote:
anarchistbunny wrote: No no, you throw shit in her hair in class and make fun of her. Thats how it works.
There are three steps. First, she, while sitting behind you, bothers you while you're trying to work. Second, you turn around and punch her. Third step; if she laughs at the first two steps, it means she likes you - or at least doesn't dislike you.

Ah, Ashley. I miss her.

What if the girl gets you in a headlock and won't let you go until you agree to go out with her?

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-10-01 10:38pm

Xenophobe3691 wrote:
Exonerate wrote: I was doing that with bent paperclips in 5th grade at 3 AM in the morning to get to the computer room...

Why any kid would want to walk in on their parents it beyond me.
Oh, no, I don't do that. We just pick each other's locks, it's scary how good we've gotten. We used to pick the lock to the comp room all the time, then my dad installed a lock with a key needed. So we figured out how to bend back the double doors enough for us to flick the switch and loosen them from the frame (They're designed so that if the door without the handle is hooked onto the frame, you can't open the doors, but if it isn't attached to the frame, pushing them back two feet opens the doors). You could tell we were both gonna become engineers...

After getting my paperclip almost permamently stuck in there, I switched to unscrewing the screen, removing the window piece (Kinda hard to describe: They can be rotated to cover the window, or in another direction to increase circulation.), then moving my hand through the opening to unlock the door, then putting everything back into place.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-10-01 10:54pm

Exonerate wrote: After getting my paperclip almost permamently stuck in there, I switched to unscrewing the screen, removing the window piece (Kinda hard to describe: They can be rotated to cover the window, or in another direction to increase circulation.), then moving my hand through the opening to unlock the door, then putting everything back into place.

LOL, we just opened the window and hid it from view with the blinds.

Raoul Duke Jr. wrote: What if the girl gets you in a headlock and won't let you go until you agree to go out with her?

Then you say yes and hope to God she's hot

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-10-02 12:36am

Xenophobe3691 wrote:
Raoul Duke Jr. wrote: What if the girl gets you in a headlock and won't let you go until you agree to go out with her?
Then you say yes and hope to God she's hot

5'10", 140, long curly brown hair, hazel eyes -- yeah, she was hot.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-10-02 12:38am

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote: 5'10", 140, long curly brown hair, hazel eyes -- yeah, she was hot.

Then what the fuck are you complaining about?!?

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-10-02 02:54pm

Xenophobe3691 wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote: 5'10", 140, long curly brown hair, hazel eyes -- yeah, she was hot.
Then what the fuck are you complaining about?!?

You must learn to discern the subtle difference between a complaint and a thinly veiled boast.