A humorous suggestion for airline recorvery and security

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Stormbringer
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A humorous suggestion for airline recorvery and security

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Washington D.C. 20591

Dear Sirs:

I have the solution for the prevention of
hijackings and at the same time getting our airline
industry back on its feet.

Since men of the Muslim religion are not
allowed to look at naked women we should replace all of
our female flight attendants with strippers.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes
for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course,
every businessman in this country would start flying
again in hopes of seeing a naked woman.

We would have no more hijackings, and the
airline industry would have record sales.

Now why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I
still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton
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lol Man that would be great! :P
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