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Happy B-Day

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Today is my birthday. I am now 17! :D
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Post by Darth Garden Gnome »

Good then. Now go try and pass yourself off as 18 and get a few porno mags.

At least, that's what I'd be doing if I were 17.

Happy B-Day, Gnome buddy. :D
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Post by Batman »

Happy Birthday, Agent Fisher!
I would tell you to party hard, but if your avatar is any indication you already did that :P
Happy Birthday from the rest of us, too, Master Fisher.
And I would advise You to not party too hard. I still remember Master Bruce's 17th birthday *shudders*

Will you shut up already?


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Seriously, have a good one! Unless you believe in reincarnation, you'll only turn 17 once.
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Post by Lord Pounder »

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Good then. Now go try and pass yourself off as 18 and get a few porno mags.

At least, that's what I'd be doing if I were 17.

Happy B-Day, Gnome buddy. :D
I'd been buying porn since i was old enough to reach that shelf.
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Post by Demiurge »

Happy fucking birthday to you.
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Good then. Now go try and pass yourself off as 18 and get a few porno mags.

At least, that's what I'd be doing if I were 17.

Happy B-Day, Gnome buddy. :D
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Porno mags give you something to aim at. :twisted:
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Post by Captain Cyran »

Congratulations...youngin.

Ok so he's only a little younger then me...but I just felt like saying it. Don't worry. Someone will come along and start spouting about how old they are. :D Maybe it'll be Tevar...

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Post by IndustrialNoise »

:D Happy Birthday! *brings out cake with kittens drawn on it*

*thinks of saying: "every time you masterbate, God kills a kitten"*(i think thats how it goes)
Now go get some porno mags and kill the kittens! :P
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Happy birthday. Now, lie about your age and go join the military!
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Post by Exonerate »

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Happy birthday. Now, lie about your age and go join the military!
Why lie? I'm pretty sure you could join with parent permission.

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