Anyone read this story about Miss Vermont?

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2003-10-10 03:56pm

Try to hold back the tears...

Miss Vermont

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2003-10-10 04:17pm

Actually what I needed to hold back was the sheer number of "What the Fuck"s that ran through my head, not the least of which were caused by looking at her website.

otter · Post by **otter** » 2003-10-10 04:20pm

Pretty wacky broad that Miss Vermont is.

Living in South florida I found these paragraphs about the women down hear so disturbingly accurate...its scary

I wasn't really expecting to meet a girl I would like, as the general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere above "functionally retarded." After I had been in Boca about two months, I hadn't really had any sort of relationship other than emotionally uninvolved sex with morally suspicious girls, and I eventually resigned myself to vacant sex with the vapid idiots that infest South Florida.

One day I was at my gym, The Athletic Club of Boca Raton. It is a massive airplane hanger of a building; a gym, health club, spa, lounge and restaurant rolled into one. Basically, it's the type of place where guttural grunts and flexing underneath tight shiny shirts passes for foreplay. Welcome to Florida. For several years it's been the "in" place to workout in Boca, one of the primest meat markets in a town full of butcher shops. I usually tried to avoid peak hours and the throngs of scantily clad gold-digging whores positioning themselves for fifth husbands. Don't mistake me--staring at dozens of immense fake breasts spilling out of sports bras is fun for a while, but it gets old quick, especially when those breasts are attached to faces that tell the story vacant personalities do not. These women have circled the drain a few times, and no manner of plastic surgery or trips to the spa can hide that despair that years of whorish behavior and emotional prostitution leaves in the eyes.

its 110% true!!!!!

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-10-10 04:28pm

That story sounds like something from a badly done romance anime.

CorSec · Post by **CorSec** » 2003-10-10 05:36pm

What a boorish asshole.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-10-10 06:28pm

otter wrote:Pretty wacky broad that Miss Vermont is.

Living in South florida I found these paragraphs about the women down hear so disturbingly accurate...its scary [snip]
its 110% true!!!!!

Really? Guess I'll stick to Central Florida, then. We may have our fair share of the vapid, but at least we do have some interesting and intelligent ones (although if you use a gym as a dating service, I'm sorry, but you deserve what you get).

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2003-10-13 01:15am

CorSec wrote:What a boorish asshole.

If you liked that one, you'll love this...

The UT Weekend

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-10-13 01:18am

Broward county is full of nitwits. And religious fuckwads. And way too many churches. But nothing tops Yamato up in Palm Beach just south of Boynton for the number of religious buildings in a mile of road.. Theres no fewer then 10 ABSO-FRIGGEN-LUTELY HUGE churches, each easilly capable of holding over 1,000 people at a time.

otter · Post by **otter** » 2003-10-13 08:53am

kojikun wrote:Broward county is full of nitwits. And religious fuckwads. And way too many churches. But nothing tops Yamato up in Palm Beach just south of Boynton for the number of religious buildings in a mile of road.. Theres no fewer then 10 ABSO-FRIGGEN-LUTELY HUGE churches, each easilly capable of holding over 1,000 people at a time.

LOL! Never noticed that. Next time I go up to Boca I'll have to check it out

Yep, Broward, Miami/Dade and Palm Beach have a disportionate majority of nitwits, psycho hose beasts, and various other vermin

Drooling Iguana · Post by **Drooling Iguana** » 2003-10-13 10:10am

CorSec wrote:What a boorish asshole.

Not too bright, either. Those two deserved each other.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-10-13 11:59am

kojikun wrote:Broward county is full of nitwits. And religious fuckwads. And way too many churches. But nothing tops Yamato up in Palm Beach just south of Boynton for the number of religious buildings in a mile of road.. Theres no fewer then 10 ABSO-FRIGGEN-LUTELY HUGE churches, each easilly capable of holding over 1,000 people at a time.

Yo. I lived there. Take Yamato right past 441 (Past ANOTHER Church), take a left at the first light, and my community's the first one on the right. I passed those fucking churches EVERY DAY on my way to school. Let's see, there was the Episcopalian (I believe), the Armenian, the Synagogue, and the Greek Orthodox church that wouldn't look out of place in Rome...

Oh, and The Dark, I like Central Florida more than I like Rat's Mouth...I mean Boca Raton. Where are you? I'm currently at UCF.