House of the Dead (spoilers)

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-10-12 04:23am

AHAHAAHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAAA!

IT WAS SO FUCKING STUPID, JUST LIKE I EXPECTED IT TO BE, ONLY WORSE! *laughs*

Me and three friends MST3Ked the hell out of it, wasn't very hard, either! *laughs again*

It was just so...fucking...STUPID! OMG, it's so dumb you can't help but laugh your way through it.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-10-12 05:53am

Didn't see it. Looks dumb.

Did you happen to see 'Freddy vs Jason?' That movie kicked some serious ass.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-10-12 05:56am

It's even dumber than it looks, LOL.

And no.

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2003-10-12 06:45am

Why in the name of HELL did you go see this movie? Did the fact that they didn't screen it for critics clue you in a bit?

Even if you went to see it just to MST3K it, you still gave money to the morons who made it. For shame.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-10-12 06:51am

The Kernel wrote:Why in the name of HELL did you go see this movie? Did the fact that they didn't screen it for critics clue you in a bit?

Even if you went to see it just to MST3K it, you still gave money to the morons who made it. For shame.

Hush. *smack*

It gave me and my friends an excuse to go to the theater and laugh our collective ass off at a bad movie, something we haven't done in way too long.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-10-12 06:53am

i guess that means it will go straight to video in the uk?

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2003-10-12 07:02am

Kuja wrote:
The Kernel wrote:Why in the name of HELL did you go see this movie? Did the fact that they didn't screen it for critics clue you in a bit?

Even if you went to see it just to MST3K it, you still gave money to the morons who made it. For shame.
Hush. *smack*

It gave me and my friends an excuse to go to the theater and laugh our collective ass off at a bad movie, something we haven't done in way too long.

Well...just so long as it was in good taste

Mutant Headcrab · Post by **Mutant Headcrab** » 2003-10-12 09:15am

The Kernel wrote:
Kuja wrote:
The Kernel wrote:Why in the name of HELL did you go see this movie? Did the fact that they didn't screen it for critics clue you in a bit?

Even if you went to see it just to MST3K it, you still gave money to the morons who made it. For shame.
Hush. *smack*

It gave me and my friends an excuse to go to the theater and laugh our collective ass off at a bad movie, something we haven't done in way too long.
Well...just so long as it was in good taste

I thikn that all depends on whether the movie was in good taste to begin with

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-10-12 12:51pm

It's out?!

I remember the trailer with, sadly, Jurgen Prochnow in.

This is one of the many reasons MST3k should still exist.

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2003-10-12 02:34pm

The only way I would ever see this movie is if I happen to come across it on cable.

I took one look at the story and thought: "And how the hell is this supposed to be the House of the Dead?"

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-10-12 02:36pm

SAMAS wrote:The only way I would ever see this movie is if I happen to come across it on cable.

I took one look at the story and thought: "And how the hell is this supposed to be the House of the Dead?"

It has guns in it and zombies. There the likeness ends.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-10-12 02:46pm

Yeah, I'm not going to be watching that movie, from the preview it looked like they took everything wrong with the Resident Evil movie and made it 2 hours long.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-10-12 04:06pm

anarchistbunny wrote:Yeah, I'm not going to be watching that movie, from the preview it looked like they took everything wrong with the Resident Evil movie and made it 2 hours long.

Yeah, think of it as an hour-and-a-half music video with a slight spicing of plot. Oh yes, and lots of jiggling.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-10-12 04:07pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
SAMAS wrote:The only way I would ever see this movie is if I happen to come across it on cable.

I took one look at the story and thought: "And how the hell is this supposed to be the House of the Dead?"
It has guns in it and zombies. There the likeness ends.

Actually, the guys from the game do show up at the end.

Mutant Headcrab · Post by **Mutant Headcrab** » 2003-10-12 04:40pm

Kuja wrote: Actually, the guys from the game do show up at the end.

OMG! Now you've spoiled it for me! I can never go see it now!

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2003-10-12 06:10pm

This movie was so bad it was funny. I just enjoyed watching it attempt to be cool with the special effects as they blast through the zombies. nonentheless there were only two things that made it watchable:

1) The first 20 minutes were basically an excuse to show a lot of jigglin' titties

2) The last hour was basically just an excuse to watch people get eaten in horribly overdone scenes in the midst of lots of destruction. It was so bad you have to laugh as it goes.

Essentially you are paying to see a B-movie so you can MST3K it as you go.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-10-13 01:44am

Mutant Headcrab wrote:OMG! Now you've spoiled it for me! I can never go see it now!

Dope.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-10-13 01:46am

CmdrWilkens wrote:This movie was so bad it was funny. I just enjoyed watching it attempt to be cool with the special effects as they blast through the zombies. nonentheless there were only two things that made it watchable:

1) The first 20 minutes were basically an excuse to show a lot of jigglin' titties

2) The last hour was basically just an excuse to watch people get eaten in horribly overdone scenes in the midst of lots of destruction. It was so bad you have to laugh as it goes.

Essentially you are paying to see a B-movie so you can MST3K it as you go.

The best part is when they reach the house and the door's locked, so they make a stand. People keep saying "I'm out of ammo!", but no one...ever...runs...out of...ammo...*chuckle*

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2003-10-13 04:08pm

Kuja wrote:
CmdrWilkens wrote:This movie was so bad it was funny. I just enjoyed watching it attempt to be cool with the special effects as they blast through the zombies. nonentheless there were only two things that made it watchable:

1) The first 20 minutes were basically an excuse to show a lot of jigglin' titties

2) The last hour was basically just an excuse to watch people get eaten in horribly overdone scenes in the midst of lots of destruction. It was so bad you have to laugh as it goes.

Essentially you are paying to see a B-movie so you can MST3K it as you go.
The best part is when they reach the house and the door's locked, so they make a stand. People keep saying "I'm out of ammo!", but no one...ever...runs...out of...ammo...*chuckle*

Well I especially like how the main character and the Cop are suppossed to go find a different way in and he STOPS for like 5 minutes to watch the one chick die without EVER firing his gun.