Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
A backward poet writes inverse.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu -- the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
Times flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
The man who fell into an upholestery machine is fully recovered.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
Once you've seen one shoppling center, you've seen them all.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
Oooh, side-ache. 