Top 10 Reasons Halloween is Better than Sex

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-10-29 03:03pm

There's one for the kids...

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-10-29 05:30pm

Alas, I am too old for trick-or-treating, and too maladjusted to get any. At least I'll still have my birthday cake.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-10-29 05:50pm

Andrew J. wrote:Alas, I am too old for trick-or-treating, and too maladjusted to get any. At least I'll still have my birthday cake.

There is a trick for people who are "too old" to go trick-or-treating and that is to take younger cousins or children of friends out. That way, you can still dress up and nick candy, and instead of being weird and creepy to The Ladies, it's so gosh darn cute, because you are good with kids. It's a double plus.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-10-29 05:57pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:
Andrew J. wrote:Alas, I am too old for trick-or-treating, and too maladjusted to get any. At least I'll still have my birthday cake.
There is a trick for people who are "too old" to go trick-or-treating and that is to take younger cousins or children of friends out. That way, you can still dress up and nick candy, and instead of being weird and creepy to The Ladies, it's so gosh darn cute, because you are good with kids. It's a double plus.

*Calls up his sister, asking her when she's gonna have kids*

Must use this plan before I forget it! Maybe if I'm lucky I'll be able to use it in college...*scratches his chin.*

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-10-29 06:00pm

I like the pumpkin on the right's grin. It just seems fitting.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-10-29 09:37pm

Andrew J. wrote:Alas, I am too old for trick-or-treating, and too maladjusted to get any. At least I'll still have my birthday cake.

I thought the joke was that you use an apple pie. Just like Rei.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-10-30 05:29am

Or purhaps he has the same birthday as my mom....

remember need to call mom, send her the anual tribute of candy for her birthday.....

Penguin · Post by **Penguin** » 2003-10-30 01:57pm

The cool thing about hallowen is that if you're as ugly as me, you don't even need a costume...
(unfortunatly, that does rule out the chances of getting laid...)

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-10-30 02:25pm

#11. because you touch yourself at night anyways ...