Jackie Chan vs. Oscar De La Hoya
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Jackie Chan vs. Oscar De La Hoya
Martial Artist vs. Heavyweight Boxer. Who wins?
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Probably Jackie Chan wins. But not because of some coreographed stunt, but just because he would probably be a lot more agile and quick than La Hoya.
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But then again a Heavyweight boxer can take a lot of punishment before he goes down... Can Jackie dish it out?
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That's not necessarily true. Don't forget that boxers are limited in their training as to where they can punch and how and where they should defend. They also aren't trained to utilize their entire body the way martial arts fighters are. I think if both of them were allowed to do anything they damn well pleased, Chan would win. But if it were a boxing match, De La Hoya would win.
Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him? -Obi-Wan Kenobi
"In the unlikely event that someone comes here, hates everything we stand for, and then donates a big chunk of money anyway, I will thank him for his stupidity." -Darth Wong, Lord of the Sith
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"In the unlikely event that someone comes here, hates everything we stand for, and then donates a big chunk of money anyway, I will thank him for his stupidity." -Darth Wong, Lord of the Sith
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What's not true? That boxers take an extraordinary amount of beating before they go down? What?
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That they aren't trained to repel kicks to the groin. 
Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him? -Obi-Wan Kenobi
"In the unlikely event that someone comes here, hates everything we stand for, and then donates a big chunk of money anyway, I will thank him for his stupidity." -Darth Wong, Lord of the Sith
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