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Surrealism? How dare you, sir... It's all true I tell you... 
Now, begone, before I unleash the dreaded mosquito series and the host of yellow and dangerous jokes...
Now, begone, before I unleash the dreaded mosquito series and the host of yellow and dangerous jokes...
Evil Brit Conspiracy: Token Moose Obsessed Kebab Munching Semi Geordie
That pilot being a loaf of bread...that's just damn funny.
Man walks into a bar and says "ow" because it was an iron bar.
Horse walks into a bar, bartender says "why the long face?"
RÉAL Madrid :4
SURRÉAL Madrid: Fish
Shakespeare walks into a bar, bartender says "oi you, get out, you're bard!"
Meanwhile our hero, greatdilly IV.
He's so used to the hospital he named his IV tube.
What did he name it?
Ivy.
Boltonian education: "A...B...C....right, now tell your kids"
A guy's at a bar, he's talking with the bartender, he says "you see that glass at the end of the bar? I bet you 200 dollars, i can piss in that glass from here."
The bartender looks at the glass, looks at the guy, the glass, the guy, back and forth, back and forth.
"nahhh, you'll never get it, you're on!"replies the bartender.
So the guy unzips his pants, whaps his cock out and starts pissing, he pisses all down the bar, misses the glass, he sprays all over the bottles, pissing on the bartender, pissing everywhere except the glass. The bartender starts laughing, getting showered with the guy's piss.
Eventually, the guy runs out, slows to a trickle, and stops. He'd managed to miss the glass every time.
Both the bartender and the guy are laughing, the bartender says "Why are you laughing? you just lost 200 dollars!"
the guy replies: "Because i just bet those 2 guys over there 300 bucks APIECE that i could piss on your bar, piss on your stools, and piss on YOU, and not only would you not care, but you'd be HAPPY about it!"
Man walks into a bar and says "ow" because it was an iron bar.
Horse walks into a bar, bartender says "why the long face?"
RÉAL Madrid :4
SURRÉAL Madrid: Fish
Shakespeare walks into a bar, bartender says "oi you, get out, you're bard!"
Meanwhile our hero, greatdilly IV.
He's so used to the hospital he named his IV tube.
What did he name it?
Ivy.
Boltonian education: "A...B...C....right, now tell your kids"
A guy's at a bar, he's talking with the bartender, he says "you see that glass at the end of the bar? I bet you 200 dollars, i can piss in that glass from here."
The bartender looks at the glass, looks at the guy, the glass, the guy, back and forth, back and forth.
"nahhh, you'll never get it, you're on!"replies the bartender.
So the guy unzips his pants, whaps his cock out and starts pissing, he pisses all down the bar, misses the glass, he sprays all over the bottles, pissing on the bartender, pissing everywhere except the glass. The bartender starts laughing, getting showered with the guy's piss.
Eventually, the guy runs out, slows to a trickle, and stops. He'd managed to miss the glass every time.
Both the bartender and the guy are laughing, the bartender says "Why are you laughing? you just lost 200 dollars!"
the guy replies: "Because i just bet those 2 guys over there 300 bucks APIECE that i could piss on your bar, piss on your stools, and piss on YOU, and not only would you not care, but you'd be HAPPY about it!"
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Listen to my music! http://www.soundclick.com/nihilanth
"America is, now, the most powerful and economically prosperous nation in the country." - Master of Ossus