Considering that I rid myself of them permanently without any violence or name calling, I'd say that it was exactly the right thing to do. When confronted with anything approaching sexuality, your average fundie runs for the hills.Rogue 9 wrote:The Kernel wrote:I had some Jehova's Witnesses come to my house a few weeks ago in the early morning on Saturday. I had been visited by them before, so I did the best thing I new how to get rid of them permenetly and with little hassle. I stripped down to my bare ass and answered the door with a smile. They fled.
That's a bit of an overreaction, don't you think? Besides, you don't know the Jehovah's Witnesses around here. That would make them more determined.
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Ahh Mormons, I have devised a way to deal with Mormons and any other religous door to door salesman
Knock Knock
"Yes?"
"Hello, we are from the Church of Latter day saints and we were"
*Igor voice*"Ahh yes, I was told to expect you. My Master, the Dark Prince requires a human sacrafice..are you a virgin?"*Igor Voice*
Via money Europe could become political in five years" "... the current communities should be completed by a Finance Common Market which would lead us to European economic unity. Only then would ... the mutual commitments make it fairly easy to produce the political union which is the goal"
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Been there, done that. I had the misfortune, when I lived in California, to move into an apartment next door to an LDS church. I was military and my licence plate on my truck was Utah. My god, did I have a avalanch of the fuckers at my door.The Kernel wrote:I had some Jehova's Witnesses come to my house a few weeks ago in the early morning on Saturday. I had been visited by them before, so I did the best thing I new how to get rid of them permenetly and with little hassle. I stripped down to my bare ass and answered the door with a smile. They fled.
The Naked Trick works every time.
They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
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My friend down the street actually taught me that one. He does it a little differently though. He comes to the door naked, except for a shotgun strapped to his back. He gets a kick out of the looks on their faces.Knife wrote:Been there, done that. I had the misfortune, when I lived in California, to move into an apartment next door to an LDS church. I was military and my licence plate on my truck was Utah. My god, did I have a avalanch of the fuckers at my door.The Kernel wrote:I had some Jehova's Witnesses come to my house a few weeks ago in the early morning on Saturday. I had been visited by them before, so I did the best thing I new how to get rid of them permenetly and with little hassle. I stripped down to my bare ass and answered the door with a smile. They fled.
The Naked Trick works every time.
Apparently this tactic also works with door-to-door salesmen, but be careful not to use it on Girl Scout troops looking to sell cookies, else you'll end up in jail for exposing yourself.
