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A thoughtful vicar in the German town of Lampoldshausen ordered 300 copies of a film portraying the life of Christ as told by the gospel according to Luke. A nice seasonal gift for the parishoners, he reasoned. Alas, there was a mistake at the video copying plant in Munich, which resulted in some of the flock receiving a very different kind of film. "It was a real porn film," the bemused vicar said. "We immediately got a reaction from five to seven people saying we must have sent them the wrong film." Undaunted, the good vicar will press ahead with the life-of-Christ video campaign. With a renewed sense of anticipation, who wouldn't?
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Hah, heard this before but it's damn funny. I like how the guy says it's successful.
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Why the heck is this titled 'Blue Angels'? :?
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Blue is, for some reason, associated with porn, much like Red Lights are associated with hookers.
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I was thinking of the Navy aerial demo team...
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Nathan F wrote:I was thinking of the Navy aerial demo team...
I thought the same thing,i guess i don`t have a dirty mind. :?
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Nathan F wrote:I was thinking of the Navy aerial demo team...
That was my first impression as well, but the title still fits, though it is somewhat obscure. Less obscure titles would include:

Heavenly Hardcore
Jesus Christ: Gigilo
Garden of Eatin'
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Hotfoot wrote:Garden of Eatin'
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I gave this one five laugh smilies. It just bust my gut!
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I thought for a sec this was about scottish bikers....ah well....clearly it aint.
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Wait, only seven people out of 300 responded with "this must be the wrong film"? :lol:
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Uraniun235 wrote:Wait, only seven people out of 300 responded with "this must be the wrong film"? :lol:
Not all the films were the wrong ones. It was a mixup and only a few were of the wrong taping.
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Nathan F wrote:I was thinking of the Navy aerial demo team...
same here, and that reminds me of the Thunderbirds the Air Force team.
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Nathan F wrote:
Uraniun235 wrote:Wait, only seven people out of 300 responded with "this must be the wrong film"? :lol:
Not all the films were the wrong ones. It was a mixup and only a few were of the wrong taping.
No, m'dears.. the joke is that not all of the 'good Christians' complained. ;)
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Did they consider it "The best life-of-Christ video ever"?
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LadyTevar wrote:
Nathan F wrote:
Uraniun235 wrote:Wait, only seven people out of 300 responded with "this must be the wrong film"? :lol:
Not all the films were the wrong ones. It was a mixup and only a few were of the wrong taping.
No, m'dears.. the joke is that not all of the 'good Christians' complained. ;)
The way I read it, only a few of the vids are the wrong ones...
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Since I can bike to the Naval Academy if I wanted too, the planes came to my mind first. And I've never heard the other reference before either.
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Nathan F wrote:The way I read it, only a few of the vids are the wrong ones...
From what i read in the german news almost all videos were the wrong ones. Just a few customers wanted to watch them immediatly however, most let them lie around. It was just a few hours until they noted the mistake afterall.

BTW, the vikar is apparantly quite pleased with what happened. He pointed out that the 200 people who ordered the pornos most likely got the christian video instead.
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