What's this condition called?

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-12-09 09:24pm

My room doesn't smell anymore but I'm a tad bit worse now, it seems.

Anyway, my eyes are kinda bloodshot and a lot of this yellowish, gooey substance in accumulating on them. What's this condition?

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-12-09 09:30pm

Pink eye? Sleep deprivation?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-12-09 09:32pm

It's cancer.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-12-09 09:32pm

Go see either a Doctor or an Exorcist, preferably both.

Sounds like pinkeye, to me...

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2003-12-09 09:33pm

Bacterial conjunctivitis?

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-12-09 09:35pm

So maybe it be pinkeye, eh?

WAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAA

*fires red eyebeams, strafing them back and forth before a group of Catholic priests come over and throw Holy Water on me*

I go home tomorrow. Thank goodness I only have to wait one night and half a day.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-12-09 09:36pm

Oh good. For a second I thought you were going to ask us what pink-eye was...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-12-09 09:42pm

I thought Pink Eye was IP banned...

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-12-09 09:53pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I thought Pink Eye was IP banned...

Last I heard he got into a car wreck cuz he was talking on his cell phone while driving the new Supah Delux Fuckyuoenviros Dodge SUV with 90 ft girth

Made a 2 degree turn and it flipped sideways, causing Pink Eye to suffer a broken dick

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-12-09 10:01pm

When shaking junior don`t look down.

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-12-09 11:36pm

Genital warts of the mouth. And syphilis.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-12-10 07:46am

sounds like you took a gonnoreah tainted money shot to the eye.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-12-10 07:48am

You guys are disgusting.

Shin: off to the doctor with you.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-12-10 08:54am

Sucks for you Shinova, likely I've got some spare body bags.

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2003-12-10 09:22am

Shinova wrote:My room doesn't smell anymore but I'm a tad bit worse now, it seems.

Anyway, my eyes are kinda bloodshot and a lot of this yellowish, gooey substance in accumulating on them. What's this condition?

Dried face shots?

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-12-10 09:22am

Either Pinkeye or Bubonic Plague...

You probably have an infection which has moved into your eye, while it could clear up by itself (might take several days), personally I'd see a doctor since I wouldn't take chances with my eyes.

Pinkeye

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-12-10 10:03am

Shinova wrote: Anyway, my eyes are kinda bloodshot

you´re most likely stoned.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-12-10 10:08am

Zoink wrote:Either Pinkeye or Bubonic Plague...

You probably have an infection which has moved into your eye, while it could clear up by itself (might take several days), personally I'd see a doctor since I wouldn't take chances with my eyes.

Pinkeye

How interesting.. I do have a case of photophobia.. Who'da thunkit?

~ver

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-12-10 10:08am

Hey, could be onchocerciasis...

Bertie Wooster · Post by **Bertie Wooster** » 2003-12-10 10:32am

That's exactly what I look like after I've drank too much and did not get enough sleep.

Or, if I sleep over someone's house who has a cat.

If you feel a little sick too, you probably have a slight sinus infection and you're eyes are blood shot because you are dehydrated.

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-12-10 10:45am

verilon wrote: How interesting.. I do have a case of photophobia.. Who'da thunkit?
~ver

Clearly you are a vampire and must be destroyed. Unless you are a "vampire with a soul", in which case its OK.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-12-10 10:48am

Zoink wrote:
verilon wrote: How interesting.. I do have a case of photophobia.. Who'da thunkit?
~ver
Clearly you are a vampire and must be destroyed. Unless you are a "vampire with a soul", in which case its OK.

He`s the only vampire who gives Verilonitis to his victim.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-12-10 10:50am

Zoink wrote:
verilon wrote: How interesting.. I do have a case of photophobia.. Who'da thunkit?
~ver
Clearly you are a vampire and must be destroyed. Unless you are a "vampire with a soul", in which case its OK.

So I've been told.

But seriously.. I have sensitivity to natural light (and fluorescent/neon green, yellow, pink, and orange are intolerable - insta-migraine).

~ver

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-12-10 10:51am

Montcalm wrote:
Zoink wrote:Clearly you are a vampire and must be destroyed. Unless you are a "vampire with a soul", in which case its OK.
He`s the only vampire who gives Verilonitis to his victim.

Clearly.

~ver

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-12-10 04:43pm

It's God's wrath on your for touching yourself at night!

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